1000 Funny Jokes

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100 Random awkward moments

These are the typical awkward moments you just can't help laughing at. I hope you enjoy the book and keep posting comments

Nerd Of The Year ( Published - Sample Only )

Who is a nerd ?? A person who is a bookworm ? Someone who wears big glasses ?? A loner ??? Meet Neveah Gail Huber, nerd of the school. She is not the usual silent loner. She is outspoken, brave with a whole ton of ego. If you lack brains, she won't look at you. Meet Easton Eugene Dale, jerk of the school. In line to...

Bad Boy Kisses

Emilie Grey found her boyfriend Conner Hanglinton cheating on her after two years of dating. She's crushed but of course with the help of her crazy best friend she is going to move on. To bad, she didn't know just exactly how her best friend was going to help her until it was to late. Now she has the school's bad-ass...

Bad Boy Isn't My Type... (Published as 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys)

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate...

Kiss Cam [Teaser/Published October 2016]

❝So maybe we've had better ideas.❞ Available to Order Now! NOTE: Kiss Cam was published with Swoon Reads Macmillan. This is only a TEASER. The other half of the book CANNOT be posted online. To read the rest of the book you can either purchase or borrow from your local library. Thank you for supporting the book. :)

Teenager Posts

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

Playing The Bad Boy's Game (Completed July 2012) FIRST BOOK SO IT IS CRAP W A R N I N G

I love the players. He loves the game. (CONFUSING-THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK SO IT SUCKS. WARNING. ONLY ON WATTPAD FOR NOSTALGIC PURPOSES. Written and completed on June 2012. Rewritten version now available on my profile called 'The Accidental Partner') #69 in Humour and #100 in Romance Important Note: Readers are wond...

How To Love A Bad Boy

"I told you Colton. I don't like bad boys." "All I need is seven days Janey, I can make you fall in love with me in a week." "And if you don't?" I asked. He looked me over, busting out his million dollar smirk. "I will." Copyright © 2014 IziKing. All rights reserved.

Chasing Red

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! with a published book, a captivating Webcomic on WEBTOON, and an upcoming film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios in Partnership with Stampede. Read, scroll, or watch - Enjoy this romance in any way you like. Stay tuned for film release updates! Basketball star Caleb Loc...

Not all Blondes do Backflips

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all hap...

5sos Fandom! 1

Just a bunch of funny things related to 5SOS I found on random places. Check out my next book!

Adopted By 5SOS

What happens when love doesn't connect to you. When your mother dies in a horrible accident. And your abusive father gets arrested. And you. You get taken away....to an orphanage where they tell you everything will be better. But is it...is everything better? [Highest Rank Fan Fiction: #5] [Current Rank Fan Fiction: #...

I Kissed Mr. Popular (IKMP Series #1) [EDITING]

"Be my girlfriend, Bella" He hissed again. ~~ One Friday night party. One popular boy and one ordinary girl. A random kiss, and a sudden proposition. One forced relationship and many strong friendships. A hidden past and a secret in the present. Break up , Patch up going on in a loop and a hell of a roller coaster rid...

A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...

Adopted by 5sos

Anna is a girl who has been in an orphanage since she could remember. What happens when her and Michael make eye contact, when the boys are doing a met and greet. Then what happens when the boys get a chance to adopt the next day, Anna didn't know that the boys where even going at all.

Jacob's Bet

Riley. The sort of nice, sort of sarcastic, sort of smart, not really stand-outish girl and half-enemy of Jacob Walker. Jacob. The sort of player, half-idiot, narcissistic jerk, one of the most popular guys in school and one of the players on the soccer team. When Roseland High School's soccer team, 'The Metallics' ha...

When Trouble Meets Trouble

After an amusing banter at the library with a mysterious guy, Savannah hopes that it's the last she'll see of the bickering boy. Come to find out, he's a new student at her school who just so happens to be a junior, much like Savannah. He feels the need to stick around her even though she is the target for childish ru...

The President's Daughter

"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got...

My Best Friend's Brother

"Nice try," I said and the smile on his face grew wider. My eyes took in every inch of his face with pleasure. I continued, "But you've got to try better than that to impress me." A soft laugh escaped his lips. "Who said I was trying to impress you?" I racked through my brain to think for a smart answer and replied, "...

Rooming With Ash

[This is an extended sample of a now published book. See inside for more details] ~ "I know you have to get back soon, but there's just something that I want to try first," he breathed. As his eyelids lowered, I let mine do the same, focusing on nothing but my heartbeat and his hands around my waist as I felt his lips...

The BadBoy Broke My Window [Soon To Be Rewritten]

Emilia Josephine was the typical shy girl at school, she changed. Emilia is not popular, she is pretty but no one can stand her. People say she's weird, a nerd and clearly a loner. She believes that having friends is a waste of her time since everyone are users, they always hurt you in the end. Her mother left their f...

#5SOS Fam Only!

This Book Is Filled With Funny Things Related To 5 Seconds Of Summer. Includes,Jokes,Poems,Quotes And MUCH MORE! [Credit: Pinterest, Tumblr, & Google?]

50 Things To Do When You're Bored

*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt t...

Not What it Seems

Jane wants nothing more than to get through her junior year peacefully. Over the summer a number of things happened. A. She grew breasts! Yippee! More things to draw attention to herself with! B. One of her best friends moved to across the country, essentially leaving her friendless and alone with Jason, her other b...

There's a Thin Line Between Love and Hate

Jordan's life changed the moment she met Jesse Jacobsen. He was immature, cocky, and the most annoying boy she had ever met in her entire life. And he fell hopelessly in love with her at first sight. Four years later and nothing much has changed between them. Though academically bright, Jordan isn't exactly the smarte...

Like Totally

"I'm the sexy guy in school, and all the ladies want me. So don't act like you don't. And try not to make it seem like a surprise Princess because you just may want me a little more then they do," He grins. Why? Because he knows that all the crap that dribbled out of his mouth was so honest and truthful. L...

Fragile Heart

In which a girl moves to a new town only to find out her new friends may not be what she thinks they are. She may not be what they think she is, either... [WARNING: this book is not edited and I was younger when I wrote it, you will find many mistakes but please bare with them.]

The Only Girl in the Band

Vanessa Laine is a college student and aspiring musician. She's got the look and she's got the voice. The only thing that's stopping her is her stage fright...and an opportunity. But opportunity knocks when pop-punk band, The Velocity, holds auditions for a new lead singer at the restaurant that Vanessa works at. Gett...