"Watch out Konoha there's a new bitch in town and she bout to make all y'all yees haw." "(y/n) don't you have any other hobbies?" "Fuck off ya wanker let me have fun!" {If you couldn't already tell cursing, suicide jokes, and dank memes are involved read at your own risk} [I don't own Naruto (vry surprising)] [I do ow...
Harry stared down at his bleeding hand, the words "I must not tell lies" dripping down his skin in blood-red liquid. And snapped. Harry Potter decides he's had enough of the wizarding world throwing him crap. he's going to throw it right back.
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself.
When Harmony Potter was one years old she was left on the doorstep of her aunt and uncle's house. But, before they could discover her there, she disappeared and ended up in the One Piece universe where she grows up to become a Heart Pirate named Rose. So when Harmony Potter's name is pulled from the Goblet of Fire no...
Albus Potter and scorpius Malfoy are both Slytherin 6th years. They are boyfriend and boyfriend but one day they were together with there daughter when they got thrown to August 17th 1995.
"Please fasten your seatbelts and keep your remaining arms and limbs inside the time travel jutsu at all times!" Kurama sang off tune. "KURAMAAAA DON'T DO IT!!! I LITERALLY JUST BECAME HOKAGE!" Naruto screeched from within his mindscape, "AND I FINALLY GOT A VIDEO TUTORIAL OF HOW OROCHIMARU TAKES CARE OF HIS HAIR!" Sh...
fukin crackheads "Who the fuck ate all my onigiri?!" *insert glass crashing sounds* "NARUTO GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE" being skilled doesn't mean you can't joke around, even if the past was rough they focus on each other and aim to help each other get stronger so they can all accomplish their dreams.pranks are great...
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, naruto, sasuke and sakura. Poor kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos. -- #6 in team7: 4/28/21 #2 in alternativeuniverse: 6/5/21 #5 in narutowattyawards: 10/14/21 #1 in narutowattyawa...
A dwarf is a small humanoid creature that dwells in the mountains and in the Earth. They are variously associated with wisdom, smithing, mining and crafting. Edryn is one of the last dwarfs in existence, the rest of them having been wiped out. Running from her recently ruined home, she finds herself wandering through...
"Would you slap your brother for 5 million dollars?" "I would spinning heel kick him in the face for free." Uchiha Sasuke messed up, and he wasn't proud of it. Kaguya had won and taken over the Shinobi lands. And this time, there was no Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi, or even Haruno Sakura to fight. He just wants one...
What if the Autobots aren't the only ones with charges? What if the Decepticons have human companions too? Humans who have been working with them long before the introduction of Jack, Miko and Raf. Jessica, a genius hacker and charge to Soundwave. Kayla, an unrivalled street racer and charge to Knockout. (Y/N), a s...
He's the First of his kind, and possibly the Last. Meet Alpha Frostwing Prime. He's a Metacon. A mechanical Ice Dragon. He's dedicated to protecting his Partners, eating Cons, and fighting Predacons. Join him as he attempts to help Team Prime end the War. Be warned: there is some cursing but not a lot.
What happens when a Hacker that is routinely hired by the US Government discovers that the alien robots who destroyed his home are on Earth and a Government secret, just like he is? Well, I suppose there's only one way to find out. Meet Virus, a hacker/inventor and all around genius. Warning for mild cursing and a few...
Naruto's never lost. Sasuke's never gotten caught. Sakura's going to keep it that way. Kakashi doesn't want to be involved. Itachi doesn't know what to say. The Third Hokage is somewhat clueless. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura want to make it very clear that they were barely at fault. Everyone else disagrees. - - - Crack...
They met as children. Each had been hurt in their own way. When they find each other, they realize their life before was nothing compared to now. After meeting, a family is made, a bond stronger than anything before is formed, and ToKeRa is created. When the academy starts, these three children would do anything to st...
This is fan fic about if Megatron had a twin. White Knight the twin brother of Megatron, sadly he was born with a spark defect and was also born mute. This made him an outcast to there sire because he could never fight for glory for the family name in the Pits of Kaon. Not a lot of bots or cons know of him, even be...
This is a story about three siblings. A little sister and two older brothers. Moonlight is Optimus's and Megatron's little sister. Moonlight love both her older brothers and was unable to choose a side in this horrible war that has cost the lost of there beautiful home planet. So she flea. She left her home planet. Aw...
Being reborn into Naruto is every fangirl's dream... Well, almost. I found myself reborn into the Uchiha clan as a result of an affair. I certainly wasn't happy knowing I was going to die soon after being reborn. To make matters worse, I was reborn at roughly the same time as Kakashi, meaning my pathetic ass was going...
What would you do if you woke up to find yourself in the body of Sasuke Uchiha from the anime Naruto? Join me on my adventure as I completely screw with the time line, altering things with my knowledge of the future episodes and 'Shits not given' personality.
A civilian teen becomes an ANBU by accident. Plus she gets put with the clan she had been avoiding. Great. Wonderful. Siblings are terrible.
What will happen when the noblesse finally wakes up from his hundred years slumber in a place where there are vampires ruled by a pureblood? Any Noblesse and Vampire Knight fans there?! PS. SANKYUUU BARI MATCHII FOR THE 100K VIEWS MINNA-SAN TOT 62823 DISCLAIMER: I do not own Noblesse and Vampire Knight, and th...
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind.
"he's so weird" "I heard he can't use Chakra" "how did he Graduate?" "poor soul he'll be dead after his first mission" He came back to life, how he didn't know nor care, all he knew was that he had to survive only this time Titans weren't his target. no, now it was Ninjas, Ninjas who could use magic. "you need to lear...
~IN THE PROSESS OF REWORKING AND REEDITING CHAPTERS~ Rin Okumura is smart but not many people know it. When Rin comes to Mephisto's office one night to ask a few question Mephisto gets the surprise of a lifetime. Rin tell secrets that no one knew but him. Satan's shocked and Rin is shows the world who he really is. Th...
Abandoned by his parents in favour of his twin at the behest of Dumbledore, Harry Potter grows up tortured and tormented by his relatives. And yet Harry potter, the true child of the prophecy, has someone watching out for him... Fate. This is a WBWL story with a Dark/Evil MC (Harry Potter). The old description is s...
Adopted from @Luna_Valmeave Originally named, "Jack's a WHAT!?" Feel free to read original, however quite a bit will be changed from what is shown. I don't normally read things that are marked as "Discontinued" or "Up For Adoption," but this was almost literally shouting my name. What if Jack hasn't been alone for al...
Legoshi gets notified by Principal Gon that his 16 year old brother, Leon is attending Cherryton School. Some romance may be involved, and obviously, there will be spoilers, both for the anime and manga