❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞ ❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞ ❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞ ☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂ -- just a pinch of love #1 -- #339 in humor 1/2/15
*SEQUEL* After a sad break-up Alice and Max started their own path. Max is now a famous movie maker and Alice works in the modeling industry. What happens when they see eachother after 5 years? Will the feelings return or will they decided to be friends? Main story is called "Skype Call"
When we were kids our parents always used to tell us 'Don't Speak to Strangers Online'. Apparently when Alice was getting that lecture, she was too busy dreaming about David Beckham. Has a mild strong language. Might seem like a lot of chapters but trust me they're really small. Just because i cant spell or know gramm...
"Hello and welcome to Made For You! Where our special treats are designed by you! How may I help you?" "Hey Angel." "Hi? So are you going to call every day now?" "Maybe." "I'll take that as a yes." ////////////////// A phone call between a boy with nothing to do and a girl at work that lasts longer than expected ...
Sometimes the best stories start with a coffee and a weird flavoured bagel....ordered over the phone.
"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
When Oliver Thomas calls his best friend to tell him about the best lay of his life, he doesn't expect a girl to answer it. Much less the girl who was the best lay of his life. "Hel-" "Holy shit. Where the hell were you dude? I've been trying to call you since morning." "I-" "It doesn't bloody matter. Caleb, I, Ol...
a series of phone calls between may and the misunderstood ⇝ ❝you little stalker! i am going to ask you think one last time, who are you and why are you calling me?❞ ❝i'm the misunderstood and this little stalker just needs someone to understand❞ dialogue story//© voidann-
✿ In which an unusual bubbly girl calls for a mocha coffee, and a bored sarcastic guy answers ✿ Dialogue Short Story warning: i made this when i was like 12 LMAO please be nice T_T
"This is Julio's pizzeria, what would you like to order?" "Hi, could I have a large pepperoni pizza with a double chocolate mocha delivered to 76 Maple Avenue?" "That will be 13.50. Anything else?" "Not really." "Your order will be ready in 20 minutes. Thank you for calling." "No problemo, love ya." "Love you too." "...
One Night Stand Gone Wrong ◇◇◇ She didn't know how it happened. She was at the club on singles' night but she was not single. Under the manipulation of her best friend, she goes and falls in bed with a stranger. Margaritas were not a girl's best friend. And as if the hangover from hell wasn't bad enough, she pukes on...
"This is Sweetly Sweets Candy Store. How can I help you?" "Are you African?" "Excuse me?" "African love you." ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ A story told through dialogue. | COMPLETED | | NOV. 8 - NOV. 25 2016 |
WARNING: This book was written when I was 11 and 12 years old so ignore all the mistakes and cringe-ness LOL "Hi, are you the School Cupid?" "Yes....how'd you get my number?" "Well, I asked around and found out about someone named 'Red Cupid'. Then I asked my friend Ryan, who apparently already talked to you, and he g...
"Hey Princess" "Excuse me?" "No. You are not excused." "What? Wait, who are you?" "I am your Prince Charming." And just like that the phone call ended. --- A Dialogue Short Story --- In which 16 year old Cindy Bennet receives a call from the mysterious Prince Charming; someone whom she least expects to know in r...
When one puts love into something, it means a whole fucking lot. [complete]
Where a girl calls the wrong guy saying she's pregnant. It's takes her calling a wrong number to find the right guy. [𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓸𝓰𝓾𝓮 𝓫𝓪𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂]
He calls every week to book a the same table, then calls again once a week to cancel the reservation. Dialogue story! Finished!
"Hi, welcome to Bittersweet Treats, where even your sweetest dreams come true. My name is Aidan. How can I help you today?" "You sound annoyingly cheerful today." "It's all 'part of the job." "Cool beans." "So, how can I help you?" "I have a complaint about my ice cream." "I'm sorry. What happened to your order?" "It...
"allo, kto eto?" "..." "kto eto?" "so... do you like dogs?" • in which a girl finds a series of numbers at a bus station and decides to call a particular one.
COMPLETED~~~"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait." "Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?" "..." "..." "Um - somebody is on this freaking line?!" "I don't know if I'...
"Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...WHAT IS IT GRANDMA? YOU DROPPED YOUR TEETH IN THE TOILET AGAIN? Well...
Everyone talks about how opposites attract.. but what about when two identical personalities clash? Sakura Ikari, a girl whose relationship track record was filled with red flags meets Tetsurou Kuroo, a guy who shares the same relationship history with her. When the two make a bet of who can make the other fall in lov...
"This class is ridiculous, and so are the teacher's squeaky shoes which are old trend that nobody even wears." "Tell me about it? I've been looking at those shoes for about a week. What do you mysterious person from another class do besides writing on the desk?" Sydney Haynes is a typical teen that gets extre...
❝Hi, welcome to our porn site tech support, how may I help you?❞ In which a crazy girl calls a porn tech support because she was logged out of her account.
#1 Our Talks A (text) love story of two shy high school nerds. The book is in the form of a series of texts exchanged between the characters. cover by @gnarly- #10 in Short Story 07/06/16 Copyright © 2015 by Greywritinghood All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitte...
[sequel to teen helpline] ❝Hello, this is the Breakup Helpline, designed and manufactured to cater to your brokenhearted needs. How may I help you?❞ ❝My girlfriend...just cheated on me. With my best friend.❞ ❝Um..uh, hold on...oh, fuck! There's nothing on how to respond to that in these answer sheets!❞ ...
❝Hello?❞ ❝Hey...is this Ana?❞ ❝...Maybe. Whom does it concern?❞ ❝She's my study partner?❞ ❝Uh...the phone is breaking up...crackle. Crackle. Can't hear you.❞ ❝...That wasn't even paper...❞ ❝CRACKLE. CRACKLE. CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. BYE.❞ In which a girl named Ana is forced to tutor a boy named Jace. Best Rank : #1 in Sh...
"Do you like texting more or writing letters?" "Writing letters sounds more romantic." "And that's why we are texting." In which a boy and girl meet because of a stupid school project Credits: Cover: @sunswept
❝Hel-❞ ❝Dad? How is she?! I would come now but-❞ ❝Chris...it's Willow.❞ ❝Oh, shit. Sorry. Wrong number.❞ + (not worth reading at all, i don't know what my 15 year old self was thinking writing this tbh, it continues to be up for me to reminisce) #26 ; short story (23/11) #17 ; short story (14/12) #8 ; short story (18...
❝Hello, this is tech support. How may I help you?❞ "Well, I might have microwaved my phone..."" ❝Ok, stop it Luke. No one would do that❞ "Um, I'm not Luke, and that was a serious statement" _--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Highest Ranking: #1 Short Story Dates: Starte...