Like the title says This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. Disclaimer: I did not make any of these Please enjoy. If you don't laugh then you're just weird and have no sense of humor... Jk... I'm not... Jk Please leave comments, like, share, dislike (ha you can't disli...
Henley agrees to pretend to date millionaire Bennett Calloway for a fee, falling in love as she wonders - how is he involved in her brother's false conviction? ****** Henley Linden's brother is in jail for a crime he didn't commit, and she'll take any job to raise the money needed to free him. Soon, she's agreed to pr...
WINNER OF WATTPAD STUDIO'S PITCH-TO-OPTION CONTEST!!! Millions believe she's a murderer. One man believes she's innocent. The Internet would see her hang for a crime she didn't commit, but Tam Martin isn't going down without a fight... When Tam, the assistant of a popular social media influencer is pinned for the infl...
Power and money didn't really interest Serena, instead she wished for a life of peace and safety. Barely able to afford a bus pass, it was mere chance that she saw a man in handcuffs being escorted by police. And he saw her. Several groups wanted to control him to suit their own purposes, but he could not be controlle...
GOING BACK IN TIME WAS NEVER PART OF KATS PLAN FOR THE FUTURE... Kat Jones is an average teenager in her last year of school and all she wants to do is get it over with so that she can get into her dream university and get her dream job. However her life's plans are disturbed when she is mysteriously transported bac...
Greek mythology is the body of myths and teachings that belong to the ancient Greeks, concerning their gods and heroes, the nature of the world, and the origins and significance of their own cult and ritual practices. It was a part of the religion in ancient Greece. Modern scholars refer to and study the myths in an a...
Nolan, an unapproachable guy who ignores the existence of all his schoolmates, sleeps in all of his classes. Normally, this wouldn't be Chelsea Arnold's problem--she does her best to pay attention in class and attends gym like a good, normal student. Unfortunately, she just so happens to be his assigned desk partner i...
Being a thousand-year old vampire does have its perks: like immunity to sunlight, or the ability to transform into smoke or a giant winged bat, or just downright being the oldest person around. But Michael Holger doesn't care about any of that. After a millennium of existence like his, all Michael wants to do is enjoy...
The small town of Ridgewood is shocked when the pale and frozen corpse of a teenager is discovered. But there's more than meets the eye to this grisly scene; the death hides a terrifying secret. A horror that extends beyond the barriers of the physical world and into an labyrinth of other worlds and strange places. Ta...
In the world too perfect and controlled, there is nothing as love. As soon as the child is born they are DNA is altered to that they make a perfect pair with just one. With no option to fall in love, Trisha Williams is altered by mistake to just simply not match with anyone. A place where every emotion is immaculat...
High schooler, Helena Gallagher is still recovering from life's latest tragedy when chaos occurs. Another murder. Only this one is much closer to home. And when fingers start pointing towards her boyfriend-Elliot-she has no choice but to intervene. At first glance, it's an easy fix. But with mysterious notes turning u...
Anabelle Anderson doesn't just want revenge. She wants an entire revolution. * * * When 17-year-old Ana returns to her hometown for senior year, she vows to crush the powerful and dangerous clique that exiled her. Armed with a disguise and a step-by-step guide on waging social warfare, she sets out to overthrow the...
Ranked #1 in Humor, ShowerThoughts, Brain teasers and Roasts.. YOU'VE GOTTA CHECK IT OUT RN!! This book contains weird and undoubtedly extremely hilarious stuff generally no body thinks about. It holds a lot of humor and fun! It will surely bring a smile on your face and it will definitely give you content to think du...
A seemingly chance encounter at the side of the road, a terrible car crash, and one infuriatingly handsome green-eyed monster hunter...life for this girl is about to seriously change. A few years after the ambiguous death of her father, twenty-one-year-old Rayne Adams meets Sam and Dean who introduce her to the world...
Just a bunch of disorders, phobias, killers, and stuffs you probably don't wanna read. It contains GORE. And oh yea, the contents are messy.
200 𝙥𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙨, 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨. 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙙 *𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖿'𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝖼𝗎𝗓 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗍* ☘︎ 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 - 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄. 𝐈𝐟...
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In honor of Mental Health Awareness Month this May, Maybelline has teamed up with Wattpad to bring you a writing opportunity to banish the stigma around depression and anxiety. Share a story around your own struggles or those of someone in your life, and the breakthroughs you've had. For every story submitted, Wattpad...
"From a farmer's girl to a queen, this might just be only different one" "Her father lives off potatoes and scallions, nothing more to her" "I heard she bathes by the river every morning, poor thing" "Maybe it's just wrong this time, she doesn't have enough muscles to scare away a cat" * Two princes, one girl destined...
Are you tired of always seeing the same titles in the recommendation category, and when a new title appears it turns out, well, very disappointing? For those who are searching for a good, new read－ maybe because you've always scrolled past it thinking that it's gonna be one of "those" stories, or maybe you just haven'...
A list of books for everyone who is tired of the overused tropes and annoying plots on Wattpad. Or even just someone who is looking for a good book. Only completed stories included.
"With all due respect sir, adding a new member to this team will only slow us down." "On the contrary, if anything your team will slow her down." *** She's the ghost story you tell around a camp fire. The monster that hides in your closet. The nightmare that wakes you from your sleep. She's the definition of the word...
"She was my best friend. Someone I trusted far more than anyone else." "What was she like?" "She was worse than Devin if you can believe that." *** When the team goes on the hunt for Agent 77, aka Garrett, they discover some key information in finding him...Only one problem, the last person who had it was Agent 57. W...
"What makes you think we can trust this Agent 1 guy?" "I-uh, I knew him before he was an agent...he's trustworthy...to an extent." "And I already told you I corrupted him. It's all good." "We're all going to die." *** Devin's hurt. Jason's missing. Lily's alive. The team finally has what they need to take down Garrett...
At the age of eighteen, everyone's blood changes colour. Whether it becomes blue, green or otherwise, the colour is either hereditary or a random, biological selection. However, when Pearl Damocles discovers that her blood is colourless - in a society where people are segregated by blood colour -, she travels to an i...
Book III of SEIZE THE DAY, Winner of the 2014 Wattys Instant Addiction Award. If you haven't read Book I or Book II, SEIZE THE DAY and CHAINS OF FATE, please do! There are spoilers ahead! **** THE SHADOWS ARE DESCENDING. After the dreadful battle with the Drakain Therin, Lannie Brackenbury found out that a malicious...
2018 Wattys winner and Belle Ame Award winner in the Fan Fiction category. Reached #1 in thelittlemermaid, backstory, and Ursula; #3 in headcanons; #7 in Disney. [To be edited.] Prepare to see "The Little Mermaid" in a very different light. If you grew up loving the Disney classic, this is your chance to be part of th...
** Winner of the 2014 Wattys Instant Addiction Award ** Book 1 of the SEIZE THE DAY series In a world of magic and chaos, seventeen-year-old Lannie Brackenbury has only ever wanted to be alone in Aria. Two years after her mother's death, Lannie has finally found a place in the world where she can live peacefully. Bu...
