Lightbulb Sues a Vacuum Cleaner (A CrackFic)
Yeah.
Yay there's a cover now! This is basically just the BFB characters texting. Some chapters will be in person too. Enjoy I guess... Also swear warning (⚠️ MEANS THE CHAPTER ISNT UPDATED YET)
Peak: (#441 in Random)(#1 in #inanimateinsanity)(#19 in Object) I've been seeing more of these around, so why not? (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE. ITS A JOKE! DONT SEND ME COMMENTS SAYING YOU'LL KILL ME PLEASE.)
I just got bored and decided to make this little booklet thing because why the heck not Ships include the following: Norray RayEmma NorEmma GildaxDon GildaxEmma Norrayemma?
yo here's a better crack book cause the old one was getting,, well,,,,,, OLD, so i made a cover it looks like shit
basically a dump for my random stories, art and whatever. With alot of cursing and unfunny jokes just skip up like 30 or so chapters and that should be at least a little better, unless your reading standards are low and mephone4 and loser are gods to me
these can be from book, YouTube videos, bfb, fanfics, things in my mind, things i say, things my family say, things people at school say, wattpad comments, amino and images!!! enjoy this sexualness >W<
this pile of cowpat is so revolting you will want to comb your teeth and floss your hair :v i don't ship most of the ships in here like the title said this is a crack book :/ (i edited this description bc it was like 1:00 am when I wrote this lol)
Just a funny joke book where I throw up my pee, my theories, my reviews, my art, and so many vents holy shit. Hi, I'm girl and I make poopie 🥺🥺😋😋💩💩
From the creator of the first book, accumulating over 100K reads, comes a sequel not for the faint of heart. The roasting is back, and better than ever!
SEQUEL IS OUT NOW!!1! To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes
So apparently these things called "crackbooks" are popular. So why not make one too lmao. Also Dustyybun helped with the cover btw.
I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already
ok probably gonna make that title better at some point but- this is where im gonna put random images and crap i think of because i dont wanna fill my art book with crap other than my drawings so uh yeah most of the pictures here wont be mine
this book requires 24/7 hand coverage and headphones. plz dont tell your mommy and daddy youre reading this or ur probably dead lmao hhhhhhhhhh boredom and unfunny jokes about bfb time a lot are gonna be ship jokes haha :)
This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?)...
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