Dicksoutforharambe Stories

A story following my adventure of No Fap November. If you know me irl please don't read this and allow me some small form of dignity.

Brendon smashed the glass of the store display and reached out to get the small leather handbag that was sitting on the mannequin. Spencer turned around to see Brendon c...

Simon is a special shark, this is a documentary of him

Stuff that happens in my life, maybe

imma fuck yo bitch

Hi, I'm Em and welcome to Disney channel Nah, but enjoy this trash goblin I call my 14 year-old self talk about how life is just SO HARD (dear me, stfu) 🤡<- that was...

Lmao Okay This is an art book Obviously I've made it to take requests, as I want to expand my horizons. I'll put random doodles and non OC art in here as well to adver...

oooo ooo oo ah ah ah Why am I writing this I have crippling depression

Im bored asf and these 10/10 will make ur crush marry u in 10 secs no scam REAL DEAL

A stori me n my frend wrot abot our futur MAN, ROLF (satire)

It's was a long day at work and Matti just returned home from her job as a judge at the city court. All she wants when she gets home is a nice bag of hot cheetos. Will s...

16 year old Max has a boring lifestyle. By day he wastes countless hours in school, and by night he admins a meme page. But once this teenager found out about Harambe hi...

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About meh.

I'm a robotic ninja moths fawkas!

Random thoughts from my mind :3