Ahfuck Stories

The OG Union (Zero, Grim and Blue) has always tried to keep the world going for the past few thousand years. They've settled down, recruited thousands of more Union members and stopped the world from ending a more than a few times. It's not an easy job, with angry angels and horny demons, but they've always managed, no matter how many times they screw up. Afterall, that's what they were created for. But then tensions begin to rise between 'good' and 'evil', featuring a runaway angel, demon thugs, magical creatures who like parties and a hotel for the supernatural. And a legendary figure, Red, who they have always believed will save the world for good, turns out to be a low-key asshole with questionable fashion choices. The OG Union (or mainly Red, who isn't even part of the Union) suddenly has serious issues in their hands, and this time, no one can screw up. --- "If I was a YA protagonist then I would be dead because I'm gay" - Clyde "Blue do we need to discuss your sexual health?" - Red "Red and I have 13 marriage and 45 divorce records. Is that even possible?" - Zero "Do you think you can slam-dunk a basketball into an angel's halo?" - Wrath "To slam-dunk or not slam-dunk, either way the angels would kill you" - Peace

"it's all in the list, mikey." © kiko ; MMXV

Short stories that have no connection to other things I write. Weird as shit. Including but not limited to: Hugags Insanity General fear Poorly-executed comedy

basically i'm writing bad one-shots lol maybe hetalia, maybe harry potter, maybe pottertalia, we'll see

Just some shit about my time in existence

memes. simply the best invention ever.