Asparagus Stories

As the gray clouds darken above, in your car you casually turn the radio knob, going through several frequencies as you wait for the traffic light in front of you to tur...

stan twitter is scary

Life is roblox...bring out the whole ocean.....

It's been a while hasn't it ,':) Veggietales is one of my main interests again and I keep thinking about them, so here's a cute scenario and more that I came up with + a...

Quiet girl Susie falls in love with Paul, the town football head who does not actually have a football for a head he just likes football also he is very hot and rides a...

Alyssa sees a sexy girl and that sexy girl is Esperance

In order to fit on the pack Joan must prove that she has what it takes April fools

I did a Christmas song generator

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merry christmas it's may

*RAUNCHY WARNING* Read this short story and fall in love with the hot boys of Hogwarts.

When the pilot of Brianne's plane suddenly had a heart attack from eating too many twinkie-like snacks over the forest, an amazing survival story unfolded.

K, so like this book includes tweets I've sent to Asparagus and rants about her. So if you're gonna try to be smart and defend her in this, gtfo.

In a world where a smurf on steroids wants everyone to eat his fucking apples and do his fucking exercise... there is one villain which only wants one form of exercise...

Everything you need to know about the Bread religion :3

A girl who focuses too much on her career , catches the eye of a boy who is particularly fond of the asparagus. And he just won't stop calling.

Inspired by this--> https://speedygal.tumblr.com/post/160336739460/speedygal-medbaycaptain-mcbonescoy#notes