Asparagus Stories

As the gray clouds darken above, in your car you casually turn the radio knob, going through several frequencies as you wait for the traffic light in front of you to tur...

It's been a while hasn't it ,':) Veggietales is one of my main interests again and I keep thinking about them, so here's a cute scenario and more that I came up with + a...

Inspired by this--> https://speedygal.tumblr.com/post/160336739460/speedygal-medbaycaptain-mcbonescoy#notes

How much can one kiss change a relationship? And how long can that relationship last?

In a world where a smurf on steroids wants everyone to eat his fucking apples and do his fucking exercise... there is one villain which only wants one form of exercise...

Life is roblox...bring out the whole ocean.....

Meh I am bored sooo YA..

Alyssa sees a sexy girl and that sexy girl is Esperance

K, so like this book includes tweets I've sent to Asparagus and rants about her. So if you're gonna try to be smart and defend her in this, gtfo.

The title

Imagine being given the gift of sight; the ability to peer into the world beyond, where the souls of the dead walk. Lingering in the very place you live, roaming amongst...

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In which a celebrity that acts broke meets a Hispanic girl that wrecks him

My name is Asparagus Kelly. Here in Province Three, we are governed by a set of officials. The most prominent occupations taken up by people of our province is Law or so...