Assblasters Stories

Hello there, Names Natalie but please... Call me Nat!! That's all I ask! (Inhales deeply and exhales) I'm 24 years old, I have two kids I love to death, I'm single and I now live in Perfection Valley Nevada. Where the sun is hot, the land is barren, and the people... can be either kind or a bunch of turds. As to why I'm living here in this desert of all places, well my parents suggested it. After I went through some major drama with my Ex husband, my parents thought it would be a good idea for me due to the fact they had relatives there. With no other ideas I decided to take it, only to find out my new home was also home to gigantic subterranean monster worms. Little do they know, they're not the only monsters here. Anyway, here's my new life is Perfection.

"In 400 years at a full moon, a goddess will be born to protect all of man-kind and troll alike" Meet Lucifer Dimetrescu Sama, Daughter of Lady Dimetrescu and the Japanese urban legend hachishakusama. After being born her mother's realized that she wasn't a normal child, but rather the goddess they spoke about in the prophecy. Her parents moved away in order to protect her from being discovered and from that evil man Ethan Winters. As well as to help her control her powers. What happens when they move to the quiet town of arcadia? what happens when she meets Jim and the others?

What if Burt and Heather had a son before Burt discovered Travis is his first-born son? Follow Kelly Gummer as he goes into his dad's footstep as a soldier, and helps him and the world deal with the Graboid infestation. He and his platoon will help out as best as they can. Look out, Graboids, Shriekers, and Ass-Blasters. The son of Burt Gummer will be there to stop you. For Fred Ward, and others who played in the Tremors movie series and TV Series.