Brickgade storie

Brix kingdoms.... Brix elements. In the kingdom of Sue, Mary Susanna Fishface, the Avatar, I mean princess, was born with not one or 2 of the elemental powers, but all of them. Brick, Fire Nation, Sun, Edge, Filler, and Peas. And also Simpery but sadly the author can only count to six. Mary is special. And because of that, people want to use her powers, for evilly evil deeds of evilness. But there's a catch, she has a super secretive secret. A secret that she doesn't even secretly know because it's so secretly secret and secretive. What would happen if she did get kidnapped? Would she be rescued? And more importantly, will her rescuer be her hot smexc boyfriend? Or will the evilly evil evilness figure out her secret before she does? And also more importantly, is the evilly evil evilness smexier than her boyfriend? And most important of all, will she be stuck in a hawt smexc love triangle of good and evil?????? Well you tell me, use your BRICKS. --- A parody of the story Elemental Eyes by FantasyNerd AKA Kya.

Johannehsbureggandey III, aka Jo, teaches some incompetent children at an even more incompetent school, all while battling the forces of Things That Hate Bricks™. WARNING: this story contains many brick. Also plot holes. But mostly brick. --- If you want to learn to brick, what should you learn in school? Or what if you have to be one of the bricks who brick? Then you must be studying at Brick School in this poorly written story and learn one elemental skill. Jo is a new teacher, teaching very horrible students-Coupon Man, Shapeshifter, Tenebriskull, Shourhegathen IV and Microwave-preparing them to be brick. They learn their individual elemental skills and leave on a journey for brick. Many lame things happen, and they also encounter boring situations. Will they achieve their goal of brick and overcome Lucifer, who wants to beat people up and be evil for no reason? Brick School is a story before our earth was bricked, even the whole brickiverse. So it must be another world and 'Brick School' is also in the place we've never experienced. I have no idea what those last two sentences meant but they sounded cool. You can not learn how to involve in this school from reading this because this story doesn't teach anything. You can also realise that this other world is very closely connected with our world. But it has more bricks and plot convenience. That is the brick. We could be brick, and we will be brick. Vaguely menacing, but okay. --- A parody of the book Elemental School: The Door of Dimensions by Qedem J Nesher. Well, at least for the first three chapters, because the rest is behind a horrid smelly prickly paywall and I'm too broke to buy it. After that, it steals plot points (includes spoilers) from Hunter x Hunter, but not in the "making-fun-of-it" way because I'm a very fair person who treats all stories equally. Also Hunter x Hunter is best anime, but Zunter z Zunter is better.

A quality content 10/10 legit book about the Brickgade (an elite group of warriors). Do not steal or else the wrath of the brick will be upon you faster than you can say "original brick donut steel".