Cockandballs Stories

yes my thoughts

These are a bunch of inside jokes that me and my friends turned into ✨wAcKy AdVeNtUrEs✨ because we have nothing else to live for. I hope you enjoy, and I apologize for any trauma I have caused you.

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Kiryu the sexy beast beats your ass (kinkyness)

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dream x oc ! ! - CONTAINS SWEARING/SEXUAL JOKES! 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 tennis goes poorly between the younger siblings of Kassie and she ends up falling in love. - this fanfic breaks ZERO boundaries of Dream and his friends to my knowledge!!! if something DOES break any of the cc's boundaries PLEASE let me know!!! © -SAPNQP Ranks! #1 in cockandballs (😍) #1 in dwtxoc

I just threw together some shitty opening paragraph and made one of those talk to transformer thing to finish off the story. I thought it was funny and so did my friends so here it is. Credit to @kanemodo for the cover

i bite my cock

can Alvin win over the heart of Biden or does trumpepe do it before him??? when I finish writing my serious book you better buy it

Yeat our glorious twizzy king leads his gang through freaky adventures, fueled by autism and immense swagger. Yeat will go everywhere with his big tonka truck to destroy the evil fags

the war against simps and maps begin, it's up to shrek to bring the avengers back together to fight their biggest enemy yet...pokimaine

Binded By Your Love With the taste of your lips Fishing for compliments "Squidball Testicles" "Spongeball Squareballs The Beginning

vibe check! *ruins the sanctity of poetry with my garbage attempts*

among us and minion have sex but it's super hot

a thrilling, heartbreaking, and sexy story about shrek, obama and others credits: first chapter was made by my irl friend, and the rest was made by me. ☆ june 7th 2023 ☆ #1 in donkey #1 in cockandballs