Comedy-ish Stories

There's a war and the humans are losing. From a young age, Izel had only had herself to rely on and she became a Vanquisher to make sure she never needed anyone else to protect her because she could protect herself. Vanquishers kill vampires. Vampires kill humans. But... there is one vampire that kills both humans and vampires. Jaeger. Jaeger's past had led him to develop a prejudiced view towards both humans and vampires. He distrusts and kills both races. The humans call him 'The Masked Slayer,' vampires call him 'The Fake Vampire.' However, Jaeger's past wasn't what he'd believed it to be, and now in order to save humanity, Izel and Jaeger, human and vampire, sworn enemies, are forced to work together. Will they end up killing each other by the end of it, or will the situation cause an unforeseen emotion to surface between them?

"hey bitch I see that you hang out with some cute dude" "and?" "can you give me his snapchat because I'm broke to get service" "what the fuck" •featchensung•

Right, where to start...? Hi Im Rosanna, Ross for short and I've been saving up my WHOLE life to meet the one band that is keeping me breathing till this day. Can you guess who I'm talking about? The one and only -gets cut off- "ONE DIRECTION, AGHHHHHHHHH!" And that is my friend Maddie, who just fainted... What do you think our story has to offer you? Laughter, sadness, or something naughty... ;) -wink wink- Read on to see what the future holds for Ross and Maddie;will it bring heart break or will it bring together two lovers? There might just be a love triangle.......... But you wont know unless you read, comment and vote for this book! xxx

Sometimes, a little manipulation, lies and deceit go a long way. Who the hell cares for the consequences when you know you can't get caught. Mavelene Bane is smart. She knows what makes people tick. She know how to get what she wants. She knows how to be the hero. She doesn't care much for collateral damage... but this time, maybe she should.

A litle boy thot to be dead comes back 9 year later with secrits full of dragens. this fun adventure is just waiting for you to read.

When moguls meet,business ensues-including marriage.But why can't they have a marriage based on love.Afterall..love isn't meant for the poor alone Clarisse Rae Taryn is a renowned architect known for her prowess and determination to win but when hope is almost lost for the broken yet determined Rhett Leighton,he decides to attend a Cocktail Dinner that would change his life..no both of their lives.

High school life. Drama. Love.. More drama. Death. Jkjkjk.

some random person tries to figure out what happened to most of the cows and they end up getting into some stuff. I try to make it as humorous as possible

Eleanor Harp is a college student who manages a part-time job and has to provide for her younger, 14 year old brother. Her parents are always out on business trips and she barely sees them. Just as she thinks life cannot possibly get worse, River Stockholm comes into her life. Is it for the better or for the worse?

A percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus fan fic bout a girl who finds out she is a demigod and the daughter of Athena.

When things come to worst for little prankster Jungkook, he wishes for a life-changing experience. The next day he finds himself back in the ancient times, if that isn't already bad, he was in a body of a woman. "I thought I asked for things to be better? Not to make it worse!" Disclaimer! I do not own the pictures or images used in this story. They are from Pinterest in case you're wondering.

Who the hell is texting him?????

Vampires. Humans. Never a good mix. *I do not own the cover image*

A Story version of marinated series on my YouTube channel: ERASED TIMELINE (Seasons 1 & 2 are out now!)

| 𝐀𝐔 | ⎯𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐉𝐎𝐎𝐍 seriously messed up bringing the 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 here for a 𝐣𝐨𝐛. ❝ 𝘪 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶. ❞ -𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐜- ✎ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ✎ [2/5 COMPLETED] basically a fic if bts was in scp containment breach. just a heads up: not actual personalities of BTS; i changed it for the story. don't know what an scp is? don't worry, i gotchu. this also has a lil horror so if you don't like it??? don't read???? finally, i do NOT own SCP (ﾟ∀ﾟ) i cant even find who does lol.

hi I'm Yuri im a human girl and i go to vampark high school near my house ,and at the first day of school I meet ...them..