Comedy-ish Stories

This is a semi-true story half true because I'll add bits and pieces in there to keep it interesting but mainly stick to the truth, I wont tell you whats true and whats not...but in the end i just hope you guys enjoy, feel free to write feedback and constructive criticism just try to stay away from hate comments. Thanks hope you ennoy,Jess!

Melissa is a very...unique girl. She's not a trendy hipster, strong athlete, genius nerd, or popular queen bee. She's just your average joe. Living life day by day while being unnoticed by the crowds. She's what some people call a outcast, wallflower, or social reject. But she's oddly okay with being alone, playing with her many pets, reading cheesy romance novels, and watching anime. James Howell is your typical bad boy who gets all the girls. He's the heart throb in Highland High School. And he's damn proud of his reputation at school. I mean completely shameless. He's known to be a man whore, flirty, and winning almost every fight fighting. And something else. Something that he is to embarrass to tell people. Something that he tries to stop liking, but always falls back to it.... What could a shameless boy be hiding? ( Yes it's a bit cliché, but who doesn't love the classic cheesy romance? What's a hormonal teenager with tons of feels without the classic originals, huh? ;) )

~𝗦𝗻𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗣𝗲𝗲𝗸𝘀~ ------------------------- "I never knew that would be the last time I saw you..." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hey! Watch where you're going!" -------------------------------------------- "I..... I love you. I have ever since the day I met you-" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "I just wish things could go back to normal....." ------------------------------------------------------------------ "Hi, I'm Taehyung, and you are?" -------------------------------------------- "............I'm Jungkook."

Yuna Moore considers herself a strange girl, amongst other things. She has to. It's one of the qualifiers for being a student at a school where normal is considered a travesty. When there are no normal people who attend this unnamed school, it would be unheard of not to be strange. Gods, demigods, angels, demons, dæmons, devils, humans with magical powers, fae, fairies, faeries, among other interesting creatures with equally interesting traits. They all have one thing in common: they know something from somewhere. Where is this somewhere? Why, it doesn't have a name. As for strangeness, it is entirely possible that there are stranger beings than Yuna, a flamboyant mage who likes to show off. It is also possible that their stories are more interesting to hear. However, not many of them are invisible! ...which makes this a very strange story indeed.

It was a normal morning for the Falland Park School. Then the "peace" was disturbed when and ugly, middle age teacher stole an "enhancing" chemical from a lab and used it on a group of grasshoppers, and in the process, has turned herself into a half human half grasshopper monstrous beast. Several people have been injured or killed by the mad teacher, but a group of young survivors team up and use their skills to stop the grasshopper forces. This battle will claim lives of innocent young children and artificial life, but will they stop the army right in time or will they fall in defeat and be captured by the cruel, merciless grasshoppers? Book 1: Attack of the Giant Grasshoppers Book 2: Revenge of the Giant Grasshoppers Book 3: Rise of the Giant (Corrupted) Grasshoppers Book 4: Triumph of the Giant Grasshoppers

'I enjoy the hunt, Do you enjoy death?' Mackenzie is a girl who has been a Parasite for the majority of her being, People turned: 0 People killed: countless

This is basically a story where a group of people are trying to survive on an oceanic planet after their ship, "Aurora" was shot by a mysterious orbital cannon. Will they be able to return back to Earth? Will they survive in an unknown oceanic planet? What mysteries will they be able to encounter on their journey? (Author's Message: "This is basically the game "Subnautica" but with more people. Be aware of grammatical fails and typos in here".)

This story was inspired by a picture that held a quote saying "Imagine if you were given a timer that tells the exact time you'll die, or meet the love of your life." I wrote this book by myself and hopefully you will enjoy reading this. All names used in this story is made up and if your name was given, please be advised that it is fiction. I enjoy criticism, please leave a like or a comment if you enjoyed my work!

Evelyn, upcoming college freshman, travels across the ocean to pursue a completely normal education at University of London. That is, until she is brutally attacked one night. idk what im doing half the time lul

LAWFULL OUTLAWS is a series about a duck named Pedro who lives on a mercenary-filled,weird planet Veskaetis and it tells his story of becoming a mercenary, gaining power and taking his side in a great war which hit the planet... It is also a very comedic and insane story which makes the reader question the author's sanity,but you will see that when you read it

***SKULDUGERY PLEASANT Parody-ish/Comedy-ish FF*** One thing. One little thing added to THAT NIGHT at Gordon's and it changes everything. Skulduggery gets his @$S handed to him and Valkyrie enters the Caves of Void. Alone. Wanna know what that 1 little thing is? Tickles. Tickles changed Valkyrie Cain's and Skulduggery Pleasant's life. You're Welcome

just quotes from me

Who the hell is texting him?????

some random person tries to figure out what happened to most of the cows and they end up getting into some stuff. I try to make it as humorous as possible

(This book has been temporarily discontinued, sorry.) If you are interested, I encourage you to check out my other book, "Project 03774". There's only one thing Taylor knows when she wakes up, Jax. She's not sure exactly what that means, but she has every intention to find out. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * All I can see is light. It's blinding. It's loud, wherever I am. My head hurts, so do my legs. I try to move, but I can't. I'm laying on what I think is a hospital gurney. I can faintly see a man leaning over me. He grabs my hand and squeezes it. "It's going to be okay." His voice seems so far away. Another man steps in front of him, this one looks like a nurse. "We need to get her into surgery. Now." I feel myself lurch backwards, my gurney being pulled away from the first man, my hand ripped from his. I am pushed into another room, the light in here is brighter. I feel a mask being put onto my face. The air starts to taste funny. My eyes want to close, though I fight to keep them open. "Jax," I hear the word escape from my lips, somewhat unsure of what it meant. That's when everything went dark. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I hope you enjoy my book, and I know some people think that copying is the greatest form of flattery or something like that. Keep in mind, I'm not one of these people. There may be people out there with similar story lines in their books, but I thought of this book one night while I was lying in bed. Any relation to another book is purely coincidental. If you read all this, congrats. You probably have an attention span longer than a goldfish 🐠. I'm still going to keep this short though. I hope you enjoy the book, and please don't copy my ideas or plot line. Thanks (°θ°) -Just Jen

(its a modern ish society) *warning slightly graphic* Two young assassins are introduced into a world of war. This is a different dimension were people connect to animals and there are two continents on each side of the earth. There is one island that all trains stop at during their trips, Gavaldaire were its light and dark every turn of the earth.