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You were desperate for money, looking for jobs, and applying for them all when you applied for a job at Freddy fazbears pizzaria....and you got hired....you got hired into a job with things nobody told you about....and with someone who is trying to steal your heart Sorry for the crappy description ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

Welcome! If you want short stories, I've got them. If you want to read a bit of romance, there are many chapters that have what you're looking for. If you want to know random things about me, it's all here. If you want a bit of comedy, I don't know if I have that but I try. If you want to read dark and deep writings, again, it's here. If you want to see what I look like as a child, I even have that. There's still more crap that I forgot or can't be bothered to type. So. . . Hi! I'm Artemis_Senpai and this is pretty much what I think about. Beautiful cover by @glassmoon--

A used pawn, A survivor of a genocide, And a mysterious guide, They seek vengeance for their lost loved ones. And together they shall rule across the vast lands of the cultivation world, For this is the start of the tale of the greatest villains's rampage.

# 1 A stranger #2 A text #3 A party night Three things sends Carmille's life over the edge. # 1: Starbucks stranger" Carmille runs into Kale Somers, but she doenst know who he is, or that he was the schools neww student. # 2 A single text from her boyfriend Matt sends her world falling into pieces & # 3 A party where she chooses to be someone else, little did she know she would be seeing Kale there where she officially knows his name and introduces herself as "Camille" new looks means a new name right? But what happens when school finally resumes with and Carmille finds her very own Starbucks stranger, Kale Somers walking through the halls. Of course he recognizes her and the 2 begin hanging out more frequently, but what happens when she soon finds herself falling for Kale. The problem? Kale's in love with "Camille" Secrets were kept to be revealed right?

When things come to worst for little prankster Jungkook, he wishes for a life-changing experience. The next day he finds himself back in the ancient times, if that isn't already bad, he was in a body of a woman. "I thought I asked for things to be better? Not to make it worse!" Disclaimer! I do not own the pictures or images used in this story. They are from Pinterest in case you're wondering.

"You sure?" I nodded my head, yes. Soda's eyes were deep red. The sweat that drenched our clothing continued and continued, making the air thick and moist. I couldn't help but scream when it happened. The look in his eyes made the little blood left in my head go to my cheeks. His hands were cold, and so was his touch. "If i continue," he stoped for a moment. "It might hurt you, more." I nodded obediantly and licked a drop of my blood off his lips.

[Short Story] [Completed] "Ms. its curfew time you shouln't be here" "OK" "we won't have any choice but to bring you to our station, if you act like this" "try me OFFICER" "shoot gotta go run" ========= I made this book because I was in the mood lol. idk anymore.

hi I'm Yuri im a human girl and i go to vampark high school near my house ,and at the first day of school I meet ...them..

A girl named Elleigah Skyleer And Her BFF FOR LIFE Emily Johnson Both Have YouTube Crushes Elleigah Has a crush on Jason (MINECRAFTUNIVERSE) And Emily Has a crush on Tyler (MUNCHINGBROTATO) And Meet Each Other In person and EMILY AND ELLEIGAH FREAK THE FUCK OUT! And you'll Read the rest in da story ;) oh and in da title it says others you'll findz out who the otherz are ;) -MsStoryMaker11

some random person tries to figure out what happened to most of the cows and they end up getting into some stuff. I try to make it as humorous as possible

~𝗦𝗻𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗣𝗲𝗲𝗸𝘀~ ------------------------- "I never knew that would be the last time I saw you..." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hey! Watch where you're going!" -------------------------------------------- "I..... I love you. I have ever since the day I met you-" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "I just wish things could go back to normal....." ------------------------------------------------------------------ "Hi, I'm Taehyung, and you are?" -------------------------------------------- "............I'm Jungkook."

This story was inspired by a picture that held a quote saying "Imagine if you were given a timer that tells the exact time you'll die, or meet the love of your life." I wrote this book by myself and hopefully you will enjoy reading this. All names used in this story is made up and if your name was given, please be advised that it is fiction. I enjoy criticism, please leave a like or a comment if you enjoyed my work!

What if, and this will TOTALLY be the most original concept wver, monsters went to high school together??? With NINETEEN protagonists, an inconsistent uploading schedule, and LOTS of philosophical existentialism shit, here's the (possibly) full cut of my own original works!! also shut up I'll make my cover when I'm good and goddamn ready

"hey bitch I see that you hang out with some cute dude" "and?" "can you give me his snapchat because I'm broke to get service" "what the fuck" •featchensung•

***SKULDUGERY PLEASANT Parody-ish/Comedy-ish FF*** One thing. One little thing added to THAT NIGHT at Gordon's and it changes everything. Skulduggery gets his @$S handed to him and Valkyrie enters the Caves of Void. Alone. Wanna know what that 1 little thing is? Tickles. Tickles changed Valkyrie Cain's and Skulduggery Pleasant's life. You're Welcome

A random collection of short stories I wrote. I will either write fiction or nonfiction. My words shall speak my emotions and my heart shall cry its feelings. To a certain few people I might include under pseudonyms, I'm going to write these against your will. :p

'I enjoy the hunt, Do you enjoy death?' Mackenzie is a girl who has been a Parasite for the majority of her being, People turned: 0 People killed: countless

Some high school kids are just talking about being reincarnated and leaving their world behind, like you do. Fortunately someone could make that happen. He wants to show them just how bad other worlds can be.

There's a war and the humans are losing. From a young age, Izel had only had herself to rely on and she became a Vanquisher to make sure she never needed anyone else to protect her because she could protect herself. Vanquishers kill vampires. Vampires kill humans. But... there is one vampire that kills both humans and vampires. Jaeger. Jaeger's past had led him to develop a prejudiced view towards both humans and vampires. He distrusts and kills both races. The humans call him 'The Masked Slayer,' vampires call him 'The Fake Vampire.' However, Jaeger's past wasn't what he'd believed it to be, and now in order to save humanity, Izel and Jaeger, human and vampire, sworn enemies, are forced to work together. Will they end up killing each other by the end of it, or will the situation cause an unforeseen emotion to surface between them?

It was the simplest thing in the world. I leaned over and kissed him. But at the same moment, my whole world cracked open. Hold on. Then how was that day so life changing? Typical. Ordinary. Unexceptional. Normal. That's how the day started. It mirrored every other day of my life. I awakened to a steamy summer morning in Mongolia, took a long bath, got dressed in the same old shorts and tank top, and plopped down in my writers chair and wrote a quick letter to my mother. Then headed off for an unknown journey of a lifetime. ****Hello everyone!!!!! Welcome to my beautiful NaLu (NatsuxLucy) Fanfiction!! I am so excited to start this and I hope you all love it! ****Disclaimer- Fairy Tail, the characters, and plot belong to Hiro Mashima! Not me!