Comedy-ish Stories

There's a war and the humans are losing. From a young age, Izel had only had herself to rely on and she became a Vanquisher to make sure she never needed anyone else to protect her because she could protect herself. Vanquishers kill vampires. Vampires kill humans. But... there is one vampire that kills both humans and vampires. Jaeger. Jaeger's past had led him to develop a prejudiced view towards both humans and vampires. He distrusts and kills both races. The humans call him 'The Masked Slayer,' vampires call him 'The Fake Vampire.' However, Jaeger's past wasn't what he'd believed it to be, and now in order to save humanity, Izel and Jaeger, human and vampire, sworn enemies, are forced to work together. Will they end up killing each other by the end of it, or will the situation cause an unforeseen emotion to surface between them?

Mike is sitting in the safe room freddy pops up can he run away hey first timers on here but AwSoMe

A percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus fan fic bout a girl who finds out she is a demigod and the daughter of Athena.

The main character, Jordan, woke up to a mysterious message on his phone. He gets to know this random person and becomes friends with him. The guy invites him over to the next town to poke around an abandoned mansion. He loses one of his friends and wants to find them. The outcome is not what he expected. The book is better than the description I think, but that's up to you.

It was the simplest thing in the world. I leaned over and kissed him. But at the same moment, my whole world cracked open. Hold on. Then how was that day so life changing? Typical. Ordinary. Unexceptional. Normal. That's how the day started. It mirrored every other day of my life. I awakened to a steamy summer morning in Mongolia, took a long bath, got dressed in the same old shorts and tank top, and plopped down in my writers chair and wrote a quick letter to my mother. Then headed off for an unknown journey of a lifetime. ****Hello everyone!!!!! Welcome to my beautiful NaLu (NatsuxLucy) Fanfiction!! I am so excited to start this and I hope you all love it! ****Disclaimer- Fairy Tail, the characters, and plot belong to Hiro Mashima! Not me!

One boy. One girl. a hatred like no other.. or is it just a mask to hide there true feelings? find out in ● ● ● ● ○ ○ ○ ○ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ Tough Love.

Eleanor Harp is a college student who manages a part-time job and has to provide for her younger, 14 year old brother. Her parents are always out on business trips and she barely sees them. Just as she thinks life cannot possibly get worse, River Stockholm comes into her life. Is it for the better or for the worse?

Mark and jack texting each other, but they have no clue of who's on the other side. What will happen when they find out who there talking to along with the secrets they've shared?

This is basically a story where a group of people are trying to survive on an oceanic planet after their ship, "Aurora" was shot by a mysterious orbital cannon. Will they be able to return back to Earth? Will they survive in an unknown oceanic planet? What mysteries will they be able to encounter on their journey? (Author's Message: "This is basically the game "Subnautica" but with more people. Be aware of grammatical fails and typos in here".)

Evelyn, upcoming college freshman, travels across the ocean to pursue a completely normal education at University of London. That is, until she is brutally attacked one night. idk what im doing half the time lul

I realized that my other book had a ton of random and annoying stuff, I promise 100% actual book on this. If you're ok with that kind of stuff go check out my old book, I will still update there too ENJOY Cover is a Work in Progress "Dinner's ready!" his dad called from the kitchen. Rex and his mom eagerly sat down and delved in. As usual they disscussed all the fun they had together that day. Just like yesterday. And the day before. That's all they would do, for years while war raged around them, they easily maintained a peaceful and lovely life. Rex was told that he doesn't need to worry about the war, that he's happy how he is and there's nothing he can do about it anyway. Maybe someday it'll end. But still he couldn't help wondering why. Why was there this war, why was there suffering, why wasn't his family part of it. He just HAD everything, why didn't everyone else?

hi I'm Yuri im a human girl and i go to vampark high school near my house ,and at the first day of school I meet ...them..

A used pawn, A survivor of a genocide, And a mysterious guide, They seek vengeance for their lost loved ones. And together they shall rule across the vast lands of the cultivation world, For this is the start of the tale of the greatest villains's rampage.

Once upon a time, Franz Ferdinand was never executed, and the 20th century was outstandingly different. Two men, living separate lives in the now third world United States make a deal with a powerful time devil to have the chance to rewrite history. Their task? Find a little boy, by the name of Gavrilo Princip and train him to kill a random archduke. Should be easy enough, right! Dive into this historical tale with a twist, an epic adventure between two irresponsible, unlikely heroes, and two shots that changed the world we live in today.

This is a book about a long distance relationship and they are both in love and are dying to see each other, but there is one problem...

(This book has been temporarily discontinued, sorry.) If you are interested, I encourage you to check out my other book, "Project 03774". There's only one thing Taylor knows when she wakes up, Jax. She's not sure exactly what that means, but she has every intention to find out. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * All I can see is light. It's blinding. It's loud, wherever I am. My head hurts, so do my legs. I try to move, but I can't. I'm laying on what I think is a hospital gurney. I can faintly see a man leaning over me. He grabs my hand and squeezes it. "It's going to be okay." His voice seems so far away. Another man steps in front of him, this one looks like a nurse. "We need to get her into surgery. Now." I feel myself lurch backwards, my gurney being pulled away from the first man, my hand ripped from his. I am pushed into another room, the light in here is brighter. I feel a mask being put onto my face. The air starts to taste funny. My eyes want to close, though I fight to keep them open. "Jax," I hear the word escape from my lips, somewhat unsure of what it meant. That's when everything went dark. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I hope you enjoy my book, and I know some people think that copying is the greatest form of flattery or something like that. Keep in mind, I'm not one of these people. There may be people out there with similar story lines in their books, but I thought of this book one night while I was lying in bed. Any relation to another book is purely coincidental. If you read all this, congrats. You probably have an attention span longer than a goldfish 🐠. I'm still going to keep this short though. I hope you enjoy the book, and please don't copy my ideas or plot line. Thanks (°θ°) -Just Jen

Welcome! If you want short stories, I've got them. If you want to read a bit of romance, there are many chapters that have what you're looking for. If you want to know random things about me, it's all here. If you want a bit of comedy, I don't know if I have that but I try. If you want to read dark and deep writings, again, it's here. If you want to see what I look like as a child, I even have that. There's still more crap that I forgot or can't be bothered to type. So. . . Hi! I'm Artemis_Senpai and this is pretty much what I think about. Beautiful cover by @glassmoon--

When moguls meet,business ensues-including marriage.But why can't they have a marriage based on love.Afterall..love isn't meant for the poor alone Clarisse Rae Taryn is a renowned architect known for her prowess and determination to win but when hope is almost lost for the broken yet determined Rhett Leighton,he decides to attend a Cocktail Dinner that would change his life..no both of their lives.

This is for everyone who thinks they aren't good enough for anybod.y That they need to change how they look and act to be popular and accepted in school. You know what i say to that crap 'FUCK IT!!!'. You are your own person. Fuck what the next person is wearing and saying about you . Make them they 'wow he/she is really CONFIDENT'. And if they talk shit tell them to fuck off. Cause you are you and no one can change you. Be weird i am too. Be crazy im am too. Be violent well don't but im that too. Just be you no matter how weird and crazy you are. someone will love you for the way you are heck you already have my crazy ass