Comedy-ish Stories

You were desperate for money, looking for jobs, and applying for them all when you applied for a job at Freddy fazbears pizzaria....and you got hired....you got hired into a job with things nobody told you about....and with someone who is trying to steal your heart Sorry for the crappy description ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

"I bet I could list all of your properties in alphabetical order, one everyday!" I snapped at the cocky boy towering over me. "Hmm, well, there's amazing, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fancy, great-" He started before I cut him off. "Whoa there Romeo. You're none of those things and seriously, beautiful? What do you have in your pants?" He rolled his eyes at me and gave a devilish smirk. "I'll win this, my own way! Miss. Ariana. Smith." And with that he ran of, over to his clang of sweaty jocks. Idiots. I need to remember that for the, 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 9th day of this name calling dare. "You're doing it to!" I called and he put a thumb up over his head, to busy in a convo to yell back. --- Ariana Smith, is a sweet & feisty 17 year old. Doesn't really socialise. Her friends, Lily and Electra, try and ease her into the concept which she is obviously uncomfortable about. Albert Samuels is a cocky player. There's no good in him.... From Ariana's point of view anyways...

just quotes from me

A typical love story with magcon boys

Eleanor Harp is a college student who manages a part-time job and has to provide for her younger, 14 year old brother. Her parents are always out on business trips and she barely sees them. Just as she thinks life cannot possibly get worse, River Stockholm comes into her life. Is it for the better or for the worse?

Some high school kids are just talking about being reincarnated and leaving their world behind, like you do. Fortunately someone could make that happen. He wants to show them just how bad other worlds can be.

Mike is sitting in the safe room freddy pops up can he run away hey first timers on here but AwSoMe

Deep in Redwood forest, there is a mansion. And that mansion is a group of 11. A group of 11 supernatural beings. *Well actually there are 6 supernatural beings, technically. Cause the rest are archers and swordsmen or whatever.* true, true. But I'm still sticking with 11 supernatural beings cause I'm to lazy to say '6 supernatural being and 5 humans that just live with the supernatural but aren't supernatural.' *ugh whatever, carry on narrating* um... Yeah... that's all I've got I suck narrating descriptions *AW COME ON!* *Phoebe: CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY?!* Ok, ok fine.

I had to leave. and a one way cruise ticket might be my only chance

Vampires. Humans. Never a good mix. *I do not own the cover image*

America. A virtual hellhole for anyone in middle school. 6th 7th and 8th graders are all at wars with each other. The hallways are anarchy. People getting mowed down by paintball guns, people hot glued to the wall, ruler swords , highlighter sensors. The 6th graders, they travel in hordes, whoever gets in the horde, they move through it getting beat up and just scarred for life. Then they spit up from the back side of the horde, like a conveyor belt. The 7th graders. The masterminds of invention, they are responsible for making all the new gadgets and weapons used by the 7th and 8th graders. Their main way of transport is via camps on top of the school rooms. The 8th graders. The strongest, most experienced people. They are master tacticians, and they develop new ways to use the gadgets. Their main way of transport is via the vents high up near the ceiling of the school. Everyone fighting. They all have one goal. To make it to high school. This follows the story of Jason, an 8th grader who's group fights for survival to get to high school, the promise land.

Mark and jack texting each other, but they have no clue of who's on the other side. What will happen when they find out who there talking to along with the secrets they've shared?

What if, and this will TOTALLY be the most original concept wver, monsters went to high school together??? With NINETEEN protagonists, an inconsistent uploading schedule, and LOTS of philosophical existentialism shit, here's the (possibly) full cut of my own original works!! also shut up I'll make my cover when I'm good and goddamn ready

Evelyn, upcoming college freshman, travels across the ocean to pursue a completely normal education at University of London. That is, until she is brutally attacked one night. idk what im doing half the time lul

Before publishing anything else on the series. Let's get to know the characters which includes a family of 10 and plus a grandmother and Aunt. All pictures from www.Google.com

Hopefully this will be motivation to write at all. Most of these I want to make full length but y'know, that's... work. This is where I post first drafts, and build upon them over time. ~The dates of every story's earliest draft~ Oops - 11/7/21 Fairy Godbother - 6/14/22 An Old Friend - 11/1/22 Mistake - 3/23/23 Shadow fanfic - 4/18/24 We'll find the Stars - 4/23/24

"What's my name?" he questioned after turning his desk towards me for the group project. Of course I knew the answer to this but didn't want it to look like I cared so I answered with a simple,"I don't know." With the crazed look on his face, I knew it wasn't the answer he was looking for. "What? I have you for 2 of my classes for about 2 weeks now. Also, just now, the teacher just said my name. How do you still not know?" He asked loudly, not hiding the shock in his voice. Yep. Defiantly not the answer he wanted. "I don't know. I guess I'm not observant, you know?" I tried explaining. The look on his face continued to look bizarre and unconvinced. "Guess you have to meet me sometime or another," smiling sweetly, he said at me. That's when I knew that he was a person I would like to keep as a friend, but little did I know, it would eventually turn into something much more. ©Neon_Unicorn_Vampire 2014 All rights reserved

| 𝐀𝐔 | ⎯𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐉𝐎𝐎𝐍 seriously messed up bringing the 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 here for a 𝐣𝐨𝐛. ❝ 𝘪 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶. ❞ -𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐜- ✎ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ✎ [2/5 COMPLETED] basically a fic if bts was in scp containment breach. just a heads up: not actual personalities of BTS; i changed it for the story. don't know what an scp is? don't worry, i gotchu. this also has a lil horror so if you don't like it??? don't read???? finally, i do NOT own SCP (ﾟ∀ﾟ) i cant even find who does lol.