Cornypickuplines Stories

This is going to be random as the title states, from corny pickup lines to what my so called brain thinks about. So bye! Now I have confessions and I will post others if...

In which a girl texts a boy on Instagram thinking he'll never respond. Or A girl meets a boy, they become friends but he seemed to want to be more?

ULTIMATE LOVE T R I A N G L E if you know me, don't read this pls :) also this is not some squid game shiz, i just like common shapes very much.

"Are you a campfire cause your hot and i want smore" Jake said "Wow your corny pick up line is worse then your narcissism and i have known you for just a...

jokes that I have gathered