Dumbfuck Stories

"I can't continue to fight for you then have to walk away, so choose, fight, or flight?"

My hair looks like a mushroom

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spam book? finsta¿ idrk but I don't give two fucks about it anyways!

Charlie's a cheap moron in a band. He's uninteresting. I'm using his irritating presence to write a commentary on modern romance.

What if god of war (2018) had humor

"wait for me" she tried to think of a reply "how cod i wait, i wont be here anymore once your gone.."

Someone needs to yeet Rosie out a window

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"You are the biggest, most irresponsible jerk I have ever had the displeasure to meet." ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 22, is a number, just a normal number. But for Bev, it onl...

for my other half I'm dumb avi is dumber you are the dumbest tho