Fordprefect Stories

It is a truth universally aknowledged that one such individual, in possession of the name Zaphod Beeblebrox, must be attractive. If you don't believe me, you can go and...

A hoopy fanfic for hoopy people. The Vogon's are still trying to destroy planet Earth. Arthur's tea was interrupted by two knocks at the door. Random likes tea. Are thes...

Okay, so this is just for whenever I'm on a Guide kick. It likely won't be updated incredibly often, but... It'll still happen, so that's something!

It is an important and popular fact that things are not always as they seem. For instance, man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent life form on Earth, in...

The universe has constantly been unfriendly to Arthur Dent, and he's had enough of it. With Ford's help, he intends to find his way out of the universe to be reunited wi...