Inanimate Stories

Nickel and Balloon, both seniors in high school, typically put up with each other for the sake of their mutual friends Baseball, Suitcase, and Bot. However, a fight land...

I WROTE SM?!?! 🤩🤩🤯 This is my first book, so it might have some grammar mistakes and misspellings ykyk BUT THIS HAS NICKLOON YAYAYYA Mostly fluff, if you're looking f...

COVER ART MADE BY @Monhelly! Life's been going well after Season 3 of Inanimate Insanity. Now, some of the contests are visiting Hotel OJ. But... What happens when a nic...

IMPORTANT NOTE FOR NEW READERS please. please dont spam comment while reading through this anymore please im tired of getting so many constant notifs from this book its...

Lightbulb and Paintbrush have been competing and living near each other for a while now, but it all changes when they have a talk, have some accidents, and fall in love...

I'm bored, just bunch of memes I guess? 🤷‍♀️

when fan finds a pretty cool experiment for test tube, they both try their best to keep it humane, meanwhile fan starts getting more and more clingy, doing ANYTHING he c...

**WARNING! STORY CONTAINS THEMES OF ABUSE, SELF HARM, AND GENERAL VIOLENCE** Balloon's finally welcomed into Hotel OJ. After months of convincing and praying, he's final...

What happens when two enemies become.. frenemies?? Or more?? I dont fucking know bro, read to find outtt this takes place after nickel and balloon got eliminated. they b...

RED /red/ adjective of a color at the end of the spectrum next to orange and opposite violet, as of blood, fire, or rubies. "their red lips" Red has a range of...

(TW: blood, gore, death, murder, rotting, maggots, drowning, cannibalism, forced cannibalism, self harm, su1cide) MePhone, MePad, and Taco oddly disappeared, and Knife a...

Season two was going out of hiatus, but what if there was one more bump in the way? Why did it seem like the whole world didn't want MePhone4 to continue the second seas...

Many people. Stuck in a store. Indefinite Insanity is an au where seasons 1 and 2, plus some season 3 contestants go to an endless IKEA, otherwise known as 3008. Where e...

❝ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 ❞ ── platonic! inanimate insanity x child! reader ─ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, you will jo...

In this book, you are a human until chapter 2. In the rest of the book, you are a cello. Warning: gore, blood, hints of depression. 5k reads?! Am I going insane? This...

(Photo credit to B1rdBra1ned) With lightbulb back, Painty's been having some strange feelings. And apparently, so is lightbulb. Is something wrong with her? She been so...

*humanized*  When Paintbrush goes to middle school as a normal "girl" would until they come out as non-binary. They got bullied a lot and eventually had to mo...

DISCLAIMER THIS WAS WRITTEN & CONCLUDED LONG BEFORE S3 ENDED, AND LONG BEFORE II S2 EPISODE 16. SOME THINGS MAY NOT BE CONSISTENT WITH HOW THINGS WRAPPED UP THERE. KEEP...

Remember Knife? That grumpy cashier in Beneath the City Lights in the pizza place? Well, here's how he ended up there. Turns out he was just filling in for a certain som...

Object shows. (I republished it yippee)