Liferant Stories

A hilarious, chaotic peek into the mornings of someone who absolutely cannot deal with the world before caffeine and music. From drool-soaked sheets to dogs chewing themselves into oblivion, this story captures the absurdity of early hours, overstimulating people, and the internal panic of having to face society before you're ready. Part diary, part stand-up routine, part survival guide, it's raw, unfiltered, and brutally honest-perfect for anyone who's ever just wanted to stay under the covers and ignore humanity.

just ramblings and thoughts of a teenage girl thinking outside of the box - maybe just a little bit too much [explict, maybe once per 'chapter' for the norm. If I swear more than usual I'm angry but if I swear less than usual I've probably had too much of a good day to last] {cover awaits..}

No one has to read this

me ranting because y not vent with some patronizing, humor right? wrong this is just be being annoying. sorry not sorry.

These are my not so daily rants about my useless life.

This is a poem I wrote that pretty much sums up the way we view perfection, why the idea of it is wrong, and the actual meaning of perfection! I wrote this for a friend who was having a hard time with bullies. She wanted to change herself to be more "normal" and to "fit in"... I hated the way she was thinking about her self, and how she was treating herself because of what a few random people think! I hope this helps you to understand what perfect really means... This isn't just girls or even teens! I feel that this is a message that EVERYONE needs to hear/read and believe! I don't want anyone in the world to go through what she went through... And though i know that someone will always feel this way, i hope that they come across this poem and start to feel better about themselves! You shouldn't change who you are because of others! Please read it and tell me what you think!