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So I made a weird cover and gave my friend 5 minutes to come up with a story. Get ready for the weirdest moment of your life.

This is my story about the relationship of Nick Jonas and Olivia Culpo. Nick Jonas+Olivia Culpo=Nolivia

I had just arrived at the Miss USA Pageant. The girls were pretty but I on the other hand, was stunning. I carried my bag with my dress in it to the hotel room. I was staying in the same hotel room with Miss Kansas USA. She was no competition though. The pageant started at 7:00 pm, so I had to rush to get my hair and makeup done. A guy named Carlos did my makeup and hair. My hair had bouncy curls and my makeup was so-so. I didn't wear too much makeup because I was naturally beautiful, unlike the other girls. My gown was gold and sparkly with silver earrings that dangled. They started calling names to go on stage to compete. When they called my name I ran on stage and strutted my stuff. I did amazing. When it got to interview they asked me "What do you do in your community to help others?" This was a hard one. I didn't have an answer. I don't help others. (Except for exterminating bugs and such) I made up a whole story about how I helped an old lady and did lots of community service. When it came to crowning, They called my name for 1st place. I was so excited because the winner got a butt load of money. Then I woke up. Next to my stinky wife. And realized this was all a dream. -Bob Duncan (bobduncan4life) I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IF U DID MAKE SURE TO VOTE AND FOLLOW ME!