Moai Stories

I recently performed Shakespeare's Twelfth Night with my high school. We joked about this sequel, in which Malvolio acts on his last line, "I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you." Well, here it is.

Hello, I'm Jonathan Smith, soon to be 18, and I would like you to read my account of encountering one of the deadliest creatures that happen to exist on Earth. ***** Many people call me a hoax, that I'm a lying scumbag, but what I saw this week shook me, that it really happened. Join me as I recount my experience with the bloodthirsty moai, and how it changed my life forever.

Moai no espera nada para su cumpleaños, y peor, Vicky se enoja con él, pero su amigo César le tiene una gran sorpresa. Inicia como apto para todo público pero se pone fuerte en los siguientes capítulos.D

Meet James Joseph Carter, a historical archaeologist with no intentions of going on a mission to save the world. But out of chance, out of all people, was he the person that uncovered one of Earth's darkest secrets. Meet Fiona Nefré, an expert symbolist determined to crack an ancient inscription. Little did she know that the inscription would lead her to James Carter. Meet Sanjay Williams, an astrologist and discoverer of Comet R-23. Studying the comet's path will lead him to a shocking realisation that everything is not as it always seems. Making discoveries they never expected, they set off on an adventure along the Line of Orion, a mysteriously perfect line of Earth's most intriguing enigmatic landmarks. Each with the same inscription, leading them to the next landmark. How are these 3 strangers related and how will they crack the mystery of The Line of Orion before time runs out?

I CANNOT FREAKING BELIEVE IM DOING THIS... Basically the Creator of To Eat A God (teag) gets Isekai'd (????) in their own Creation... This is a cracked fic so don't expect much...

What happens when the moai statues come to life?

These are the children of my OCs + 1 or 2 ZaNa kids

You'll love it!!!

lmao bet you never expected this on here i wrote this as a dare posting on ao3 once i get off the waitlist lmao wattpad can suck a dick