Notplannedatall Stories

random urge to write short rodent oneshot (shit post + filler for a filler and chapter) YES THIS IS BASED OFF HEADLOCK BY IMOGEN HEAP, LEAVE ME ALONE ITS NOW MY FAVOURIT...

(EVERYTHING IS A WORK IN PROGRESS, THE TITLE THE COVER THE NAMES EVERYTHING) "AHAHAHAHA- MAN! That story was even more full of shit than the last one you told!&quo...