Piratestuck Stories

A certain group of pirates selects eight landwellers to accompany them on their voyages. This is a Piratestuck AU based off of POTC songs as well as multiple compositions by Soon Hee Newbold (mainly Perseus). I don't own Homestuck or any of the characters.

Dirk is the captain of a pirates ship who favors tormenting a British ship with a captain who Dirk finds to be quite charming. Jake that ship captain, he acts like he hates Dirk. He acts like it. Jake finds dirks sense of adventure to be amazing and he finds Dirk himself to be handsome as hell so I'm thinking it over and then it hits me. Damn smack in the face like bitch I'm here. Piratestuck dirkjake. BAHM. BAHM BAHM BAHM BITCHES

So I finally got around to writing this (finally) and I'm just gonna put all of my one shots (sometimes based on prompts) in it. That was a really long run on sentence. So I'll also add tags as I go along, and I'll update as much as I can so yeah. At least I put a comment in that one. Also, if you want me to do a certain prompt, just comment or message me; I'll get around to it eventually. God damnit that one had too many commas. I also just want to point out that this wont be solely homestuck, thats just what i made the cover. Check the tags for more information on what ships are in this. Or the table of contents. Or just read the goddamn thing.