Plsdontreadthis Stories

This is all my stories i write when.I'm.drunk so far its only one but as depressed as I am there will be more ksbsksjd ANYWAYS I WRITE SHIT WHEN IM DRUNK AND SAD

Is there even a way to describe the randomness of my right hand as it draws?

Self serving bcs yes

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this will be out of whack but if u read everything it'll all make sense ^u^

•yah.......why you here......i should be writing some shit but o well...your okay with this right.... •Kasper: yah bruh whatever •Nomed: Juat take that Stupid camera ELSEWHERE! •Kasper : bro chillllll its just a book..... •Nomed :YOUR JUST A BOOK!! •Kasper: Nah immma ghoat......wait i ment •Nomed: Your a stupid spirit!! *backgrounds of bloodshed are heard* ummmm yep these are mi friends...yah *cracks a awkward smile* *explosion is heard only cm away* yep thats me....*takes picture with camera of an awkward smile behind a explosion*

When Barry Benson the bee arrives in Shrek's swamp, Shrek is still recovering from the death of Fiona. But he feels his heartstrings tug as Barry buzzes into the swamp, changing his life forever.

This story takes place in the near future, starting in 2048. It revolves around the life of Calista Amana Conception, a student at Oxford University. Will she be able to overcome the obstacles she'll encounter? You'll find out once you start flipping through the pages. --- note, this story may be considered 'complete', but may be outdated as the Valorant universe evolves. i might add additional things related to this story in the book 'oneshots'.

Genshin Impact! <3 Where my OC from roblox (Vylla) gets Isakaed into Genshin Impact! "Erm, what the sigma?" "Is she okay?" "She never was Paimon." Based off the song, "Oh No!" By MARINA Listen to it, it's good ;P Any art included in this book is not from me, if it is I will say so!

a goose. an alpaca. is love possible?

just thots in writing form

just a few words.

This is archive of an old comic that I wrote (but never posted) it's very cringe with bad art but whatever 💔✌

I swear this is what my brain decided to make. please tell me if you see any spelling mistakes bc I'm an idiot. Call me Author-San or Kun pls.

this is for you naamah lmao-- if anyone else reads this i havent seen any sam and colby, me and my friend got bored and decided to make fanfictions for each other ahah. i hope you like it doe,, please feel free to list anything i could change <33 have a good day :DD

tw smut and whatever my dirty mind comes up with

this is a story about two boys in my school if you see this please don't read its cringey af All the characters last names are changed in order to protect their privacy and the school name (if it has been featured) is also changed This fic is a joke.

this is random shit for when my mom takes away my laptop and im bored at 2 am

So like my discord friend were role playing a really weird story and I decided to make it into a fanfic cuz why not 🙂

hola naza