Poolcleaner Stories

"Hello, is this the Pool Cleaner?" "Yes."

Swimming is an excellent form of low impact exercise that just about anyone at any physical fitness level can enjoy. However, to enjoy healthy swimming for a lifetime it is crucial to exercise good swimming hygiene and to be aware of potential health dangers.

"A pool cleaner, is that really the only job you could get Jasmine?" "Pool cleaner? I think you mean the cool cleaner! Well, like I am also still in high school so that's probably why. Sadly it was the only other summer job that would accept me other than McDonald's." "I always knew you would do good in life." My sarcastic best friend Cindy said while rolling her eyes. "You're such an encouragement." "You should have gone to McDonald's. Wait, you probably would have ate the customers orders." "Don't worry, my job pays $10.50 an hour and if the person feels sorry for me they will even give me a little tip!" Jasmine is just an ordinary girl looking for a summer job. So she applied to be a pool cleaner! "I think you mean a cool cleaner!" Whatever. But she thought it would be nothing until she has to go clean up a pool. At a party. During the party. So she is cleaning up a pool party during the pool party! But you know the guy who called kinda sounded a bit drunk. It's supposed to be a really big party of the year. Who knows, there might even be a floating turd in there! How hard is this going to be? It's going to be a major disaster.

You are off to your neighborhood's pool with your family for a 4th of July celebration. One person in particular catches your eye, though: Mike Smithson. He cleans the neighborhood pool with love (totally). However, it seems as though he... fancies you😏😏😏🫘😏😏 Will you let him sweep you off your feet, or will you ignore his advances because he's a hobo??????? Read to FIND OUT!!!! Originally I was gonna name this fic some poetic shit like "your love is chlorine, but i am water" but ehhhhhhhhh Note: THIS FIC IS SATIRE!!!! IT'S A JOKE!!!! Pls I am not mentally unwell okay haha Another note: The idea of Mike Smithson isn't entirely mine. It was more of a group collaboration thing. Another another note: DO NOT steal this or I will find you and compress every single one of your atoms into a pickle

harold is a depressed teenager who works as a pool cleaner. one day he meets his first love aronas. harold realized he was gay pretty quickly after meeting aronas. harold's parents are really strict and homophobic. how will harold tell them? how will everything go? read to find out.

a boy who cleans pools from here and there, once cleans a very interesting pool, INFACT, its louis tomlinson's very own, infact, louis is not straight TF did the boy see? read to find out!!! + adventures of the little bean, who cleans pools, himself.