Saltyashell Stories

So how could it be like if the creepypastas met with all of the walking dead people for the first-ever time?!?! *squeals while blushing!!!!!!* i'd always been the one girl to know everything since i am one of the siblings of the Grimes family, (because i'm the oldest daughter here besides Carl the son who's in the middle and only boy in this family....and there's Judith as well of course, she is the youngest child out of us, well if anybody is wondering i love my sweet little sister way more & we get along with each-other better for that matter, so that means Judy is my favorite sibling and i am her most likely favorite older sibling too!!!!!!!!) P.S. this is my first cross-over story that i've decided to create.

So everybody has been asking me; 'where is your TRUE home?' from around this place for like probably 10-20 weeks or so now, oh do you really wanna know that? (i have a secretive feeling that NOBODY will fear me more then ever if i tell 'em what it is.....or exactly where that place is!) cause only the pathetic mortal cowards & weakest of this whole mansion has the worst of things coming to all of 'em. so here's a hint for you; it's where i was first created & then sent from, also where my demon friends live, and exactly where i wanna spend the whole thing of my eternity if my time had ever came to an end. *which is also my one main last wish that i want for my new future of course!* cause i have already chosen how i wanna get my life taken away. *by letting somebody hit the back of my head with a heavy object, then break all my ribs on the left side maybe with a rock or something and probably break my foot on the left (by twisting it the wrong side until a snap is heard.....while ignoring my cries & screams for help as well!!!!!!) and just leave me there to die.....it doesn't matter, plus i wouldn't do anything or try to fight back!!!!!!* but just remember; i prefer going to The Underground instead! but if i was to return back from the dead after that in a couple of days and walk on Earth once again (as if i had never been dead.....) then i would probably take my revenge on every single person that i didn't like, the person who i had forced to kill me, my least favorite people & Creepypastas, & most hated until the numbers drop all the way to 0% but I WILL NEVER hurt or murder anybody that i love so damn much, who means the world to me, that i protect like a precious little thing in my life. *yeah that's all true!!!!!!*

Hey again so guess what???? yeah i totally know what it is but-----i guess that i'm just gonna have to tell you anyways and not keep it a secret anymore, just so you know i am no longer the light person that i used to be. (cause i threw that away along with that one form i don't use as much a long long time ago......) i am still going even more darker, even more pretty hysterically dangerous, also much, much more 200% meaner and way more scarier every single day as well! but who the hell cares?!?! NOT ME!!!!!!!

Just my first book of OC'S that i've made up-----also i am very sorry if anything is offensive or whatever-----i'm gonna be putting this out here just in case, *but i wouldn't be updating as much, only because i have that extreme case of writer's block......which i really really really hate!!!!!!!* WARNING: none of my favorite book characters are mary sues!!!!!! 🖕🏻 but if you do agree with me on this....we shouldn't have any problems and we'll get along just fine. *that's what i can promise you!*

Okay so this is what i said to my dad Rick: "did you ever know that i'm not what you think i am father.....it's not exactly what i am.....but it's actually kind of who i have become NOW!!!!!!" and guess what happened next????? he couldn't even think of anything to say right back to me, (HIS OWN DAUGHTER, who BTW is the oldest child of the family....AKA me!!!!!!) like omg his so stupid!!!!!!!! (Just like my brother Carl is of course------i can't forget about that now can i?!?! well it's pretty much quite obvious that i ain't f***ing allowed to do such a damn thing like that otherwise though i would probably lose my cool and go mentally insane!!!!!!)

Okay well just look at this-----i'm likely the #1 oldest and best female pasta here in the mansion, and i am most likely 200% stronger & much darker then everybody else around here in the whole place and lastly actually meaner and scarier as well. *and for some apparent reason....the others agree with me on this because if they didn't, it's only me who knows about what could possibly happen to such idiots and retarded pieces of crap annoying people who reside here....*

YEAH BOI you are in love with a FRICKEN MONSTER!!!!! (pfffffft not sorry for yelling my lungs out, annnnd i never will be!!!!!!!) aka the vampire female that your married to, which is me like duh 🙄 if you didn't get it by now then i think your probably a stupid idiot to be quite honest with you.