Saltyashell Stories

Okay so this is what i said to my dad Rick: "did you ever know that i'm not what you think i am father.....it's not exactly what i am.....but it's actually kind of...

YEAH BOI you are in love with a FRICKEN MONSTER!!!!! (pfffffft not sorry for yelling my lungs out, annnnd i never will be!!!!!!!) aka the vampire female that your marrie...

So how could it be like if the creepypastas met with all of the walking dead people for the first-ever time?!?! *squeals while blushing!!!!!!* i'd always been the one gi...

Okay well just look at this-----i'm likely the #1 oldest and best female pasta here in the mansion, and i am most likely 200% stronger & much darker then everybody else...

So everybody has been asking me; 'where is your TRUE home?' from around this place for like probably 10-20 weeks or so now, oh do you really wanna know that? (i have a s...

Just my first book of OC'S that i've made up-----also i am very sorry if anything is offensive or whatever-----i'm gonna be putting this out here just in case, *but i wo...

Hey again so guess what???? yeah i totally know what it is but-----i guess that i'm just gonna have to tell you anyways and not keep it a secret anymore, just so you kno...