Schlong Stories

A love story worse than twilight.

This fanfic was officially written by an asexual and a lesbian. Enjoy hOWS! ●self explanatory● And, ○yes, we still don't know what a panthoe is○

Worldwide sensation, Ed Sheeran, spends a romantic evening with former prime minister of England and tory icon, Margaret Thatcher 😍 List of ships featured 🥺💗🤞: -Ed S...

⚠️THIS CONTAINS BANANA⚠️😈😈

spongebob stays late after work one day... mr krabs has something on his mind

the adventures of john ball are one to be told for millions of years.

Devastated after her fathers death Princess Shrek moved in with her beloved step bro Pewdiepie and started a new life with him. Pewdiepie got a horse named Jörgen and th...

co-written by me and my bestie 😡😡😡😡

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I wrote this with using my friends pls anyways this was dedicated to them.

The King of swaziland Love SHAFT  

The other pepperoni sagas

Karen Faye was Michael Jackson's makeup artist during his career. She was there since Thriller era and they shared good moments. Until she found out about contouring...

A story where Grace navigates through high school life with her massive schlong, Darrel. BTW GRACE DOESN'T HAVE A SCHLONG IRL!!!!!

Fuck it just read it ok? Like Christ! Make like Nike and just do it