Sexualhumour Stories

'When you paint, the color isn't from the palette. You imprint your soul onto the page, and that's something to admire.'

I mean we all love the sugdens, right? Well this I present to you is a story about the sugden not many people know about, well no one I should think! Enjoy!! 💜❤️💜

The popular Blogger Blog Mental Masturbation comes to Wattpad to be more accessible to more users! Not all content posted on the blog will be featured here; Delectables with Dan will be posted to its IG/Twitter/FB accounts, Literature previews will be posted under their correct titles and Tattoo Talk Thursdays will simply remain on Mental Masturbation. Dive into a world of chaos, misadventures, existentialism, depression, travel and amusement that is my life. My name is Dan and welcome to my universe.

I considered myself to be an almost average, normal, boring guy overall. Except that was before. I barely sleep a wink now and it fucking sucks. It sucks so hard. Everyday seems like it wants to kick me in the ass now. I think it's just me though. My attitude, appearance, fucking even intelligence if that's even possible. Until... one day, I was able to sleep for a whole night.