Slimjim Stories

just a stupid random short i guess idrk

Slim Jim and Scrub Daddy seem to be having an affair, what will Duolingo do about this?

Baguetiddy x Slimjim Started; 11.2.20 Finished; N/A

Zac efron fucks a slim jim

slim Jim x cinnabun real

A story about a Sim Jim at a store

What the title says, fucking read it.

what am I doing with my life

h mmmmm hhmmmmmm mmmm hhhhhhh mhm

aha aha sexy mommas

Twitter is an.. interesting place. Rushed and bad. Doing this as a joke. I love and hate twitter.

[Completed] Avery is a retired Army veteran who was doing okay for themselves. Yeah sure, they were technically homeless, but they had their kitten, Slim Jim and two best friends who had their back. Everything changed when Maggie, an immigrant from Glasgow, hit them with her car. After one date, Avery had to admit they were a little hooked on her. (TW: PTSD from explosion; narcotic anonymous mention/recovery; being detained by ICE)