Sophieevans Stories

Glinda was drowning in it. The weight of everyone's cheers as they held a feast to celebrate Elphaba's death was too much. Until she caught wind of a green girl on the outskirts of Oz. Hope.

Witches are meant to be extinct on middle-earth, (the witch and wizard city was destroyed), but they aren't; the reason why is i am a witch. Nobody knows, not even Gandalf and he is very smart to figure people out. Every one only thinks that I am a human, (because I don't tell/show anyone who I really am). I just tell people I am really good at all weapons, and know a little magic. - What happens when Gandalf invites me to join a company to reclaim a homeland? - Do they find out I am a witch? Or do I show them? All credit for J. R. R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson. i only own Sophie Evans and any extra characters, and maybe a bit of the plot that may be in the book

If you couldn't tell, this was written when I was like 10. Just uploading it to here in case anyone finds it as ironically funny as I do. The worst part is, the beginning chapters were completely serious. Somewhere along the line, I stopped caring and continued writing ironically, and then I stopped caring about not caring and stopped writing altogether. Who knows, I (me from the present) might pop in at the end and do a little nostalgic criticism and comments on the chapters. If you found this funny, please read "Owlette Jealous?" by Adam Strickland on the PJ Masks Fanon Wiki. It wasn't made by me, but it is definitely... something.