Spkyman storie

it's pretty cringe but, for those who want to read it, go ahead. for those who don't ship kyman gtfo because you won't like it, I warned ya ☺️ also disclaimer for grammar mistakes and bad English because I'm not a native English speaker to start with Thank you for reading 💖 also, cover by me : @AlyeeCoffee

An Ask blog for Southpark characters, I have an Instagram too where you can ask all you want.

Cartman and Kyle have been secretly crushing on each other since they were 10! So when Cartman leaves one day with very little explanation, Kyle gaslights himself into believing he does not care. 5 years after Cartman left, Kyle still hasn't moved on, and he has no one to talk to about his true feelings. Until one day, Cartman returns. And, whoa- he isn't fat? (HELP IM SORRY THIS IS HORRIBLE)

Wendy, de todas las cosas que pudo decir, dijo la menos adecuada pero la que la hizo más feliz, a ella y a las asiáticas que desde ese día se dedicarían a alabar la relación de Kyle y Cartman.