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Cartman and Kyle have been secretly crushing on each other since they were 10! So when Cartman leaves one day with very little explanation, Kyle gaslights himself into believing he does not care.
5 years after Cartman left, Kyle still hasn't moved on, and he has no one to talk to about his true feelings.
Until one day, Cartman returns. And, whoa- he isn't fat?
(HELP IM SORRY THIS IS HORRIBLE)