Strangling Stories

Nic is an average, good-for-nothing young man with no goals or aspirations whatsoever. On a regular basis, he visits his friend Lynn, a passionate but obsessive artist, to help out with her projects. One day, their friendship is tested and drastically changes their lives from then on. Will this bring them closer, or break them apart?

The meeting between bored and sharp tongued girl Sarah and hostile and grumpy young tea addict Pax (who lives in IKEA) begins an epicly mundane and random adventure of world saving and tea and furniture and possibly love... but thats only if they run out of biscuits.

Atlas Bane is what most would call a genius. Unfortunately, even with his high intelligence, Atlas can't keep himself away from his extremely abusive boyfriend Noah Vangard. No matter what his friends tell him, Atlas simply won't let Noah go, despite everything he does, both physically and emotionally. When Atlas' mom invites a friend from her past--Isaac Tracey--into their lives, Atlas doesn't know how he's supposed to feel anymore. As Atlas continues to defend Noah, he finds himself losing the people who were closest to him and finds himself questioning what he really wants....

A short paragraph, not even really a story, that I wrote when I was bored for my good, and now dead, friend Oliver. Enjoy it from the grave!

The strangling of Pine creek took place 50 years ago, but a detective is re-opening the case to solve it once and for all, but will he be one of the victims?

No one has ever survived being in the woods for more than a single day, but will a traveller finally be able to cross it unscathed?

A string of recent unsolved murders in New York has left the small suburban area of Rockwell stunned, shocked, and scared. No family is safe in this high end community. Neighbours are turning on neighbours as the police search for this serial killer, known for killed entire families in one night. Detective Denver Jesse, is the last one anyone is asking for answers. With his inexperience showing, Denver claims he's destined to find the Suburban Strangler, before it's too late.

Fourteen year old Lilly Greene is on the loose, beware. Getting possessed then only encouraged by her dead brother to kill, Lilly is on the rise to become the town's worst serial killer since the 1800's. Growing more psychotic with each kill, Lilly is slowly slipping from reality. What will happen if she's landed in a mental asylum? Will she ever face her past to change her future?

Ever wondered what colour a smurf turns when its being strangled? Me too ... but sadly I don't have the answer (yet). However, I do have my awesome-tastic method (if i do say so myself...) on How To Strangle A Giraffe and I would love you to read it *pouts adorably* Pretty Please?

stupid thing I made with idiots