Thishasnorighttoexist Stories

This is the funniest crack fic I could possibly ever make. Basically, the idea is this: Tristan, Godot, and Kristoph share the same cell. Kristoph never leaves because he doesn't deserve that freedom, but Tristan and Godot do. Godot opens a cafe with the help of Tristan. According to law they now must be boyfriends because dear god I cannot just leave them alone. There's gonna angst, the power of friendship, and nothing but pure chaos. Some chapters will be more well-written than others, but most of them will just be absolute torture to both write and read. Yes I officially now ship Godot x Tristan you are legally allowed to murder me. (ALSO! THIS IS PART OF A HUGE PROJECT THAT ME, MY "FRIEND" AND OUR OTHER FRIEND ARE WORKING ON! THIS IS BASICALLY A SUMMARY OF THE FIRST PART!)

They forgot to pRActIcE 40 HouRs A dAy smh This is the tale of two sacrilegious violinists who both claim to be the fastest violinist in the world. Ben Lee and Vov Dylan compete in a new show called Sacrilegious Violinist Bois Got "Talent" in order to win the ultimate prize. They are fighting furiously to earn the great honor of appearing in a commercial where they get to play none other than... CANON IN D. But It's actually Canon in C because the pianist is an amateur and refuses to play in a key signature with any black keys. BUT. If you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly... Who will win this great honor? Read to find out. And remember, geniuses are born, not created. (Just kidding. Go practice.)