Translationfails Stories

I'm a fan of Malinda Kathleen Reese's Google translate sings and thought I'd put the Monkees songs through Google translate and see what happens.

It's the Musical version of Carrie, but it's google translated! :D Carrie is an underrated masterpiece of a musical, so I am very hype for how this will turn out :} ~*I own neither the Carrie musical, nor the movie or book.*~