Unsorted Stories

Book of random jokes and other stuff!!! I LIKE TURTLES!!! Read at own risk. Nah, there's mild swearing and crude humour.

(Wbwl ✨) Hello, the old Harry can't come to the phone right now. Why? Cause he's dead. Harry James Potter, the twin brother of the beloved 'boy who lived' Henry Lily Potter. But what if Harry died when Lily began forgetting he existed. What if Harry died the moment Voldemort failed to kill him? What if Harry died when Dumbledore got him abandoned. What if these 'what if's' weren't what if's? Follow Harry as he saves Hogwarts and revives some secrets no one even knew about Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter it belongs to JK Rolling I only own Henry, and the House Spirits.

Honey L. Snape grew up rather sheltered, and although she was raised on Hogwarts property, she had barely ever been allowed to leave the small building they had just outside the castle walls. Hidden by magic, Honey spent most of her time with her father, studying, preparing for the day when she was finally going to be allowed to go to Hogwarts. Honey always fantasized about the great school of magic, letting her imagination run wlild. So when Honey finally gets her letter, she's ecstatic, but everything starts to take a turn for the worst before Honey can even really begin to enjoy Hogwarts. What will happen as Honey slowly unlocks who she really is? (Side note Harry Potter fully belongs to J.K Rowling, I dont own any of her characters and I love her work (not really her though). Also this will more closely follow the movies because havent read the books since I was 8, most things will probably not be accurate and I'm sorry but I promise I am trying my best. Anyways I hope you enjoy!^^)

The tale of two cousins, Clover LeBlanc and Cecelia McFadden, both unsorted between the four houses. As the years progressed, they both began to develop traits, neither good, and terrorize their school. They also find out that they are the niece and granddaughter of The Dark Lord.

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