Whathaveidonewithmylife Stories

you my not believe me that this is Septiplier, but it is. READ THE FIRST TWO BOOKS BEFORE READING! this is my one warning: May contain smut.

Crack centering around the awesome me that's updated whenever I feel like it!

Recently random islands have been popping up around the world, and instead of taking them over for the countries to own, the countries have to make babies to own the isl...

Uhh- By the title you already know but imma give u the story on how all this shit happened. So, It's 5:00 A.M Wally A.K.A Numbuh 4 got bored and decided to make a group...

so, you were a new creepypasta, and your best friend out of the pastas was trap. she thought it was a good idea to play truth or dare, but at the end of the game, you fi...

I got bored and wanted to make a second DHMIS book

You get stuck in a big castle you fall thinking Your going to die. But something saves you the massive morbidly obese body of Count Arnold "A-Arnold..." you as...

Courtney, a 19 year old mother of 1 and pregnant, has challenges as she lives through life without her parents, or her boyfriend who left her for a reason you will have...

Don't ask why I have filthy frank for the cover What have I done

This story doesn't have a description, nor do I plan on adding one. I don't even know where I'm going with this. Edit: IT'S GOING SOMEWHERE Edit: Maybe...ôwô

Friendship conquers all!

This entire book is a shitpost so good luck surviving this shit

This is literally where I am going to dump fanfiction of my children. There might be cursing,and I will be using They/Them pronouns for Pidge.