Wtfdidijustwrite Stories

"this might get a little messy, I'm sure~ heads rolling for the one I adore" • | living in a nightma| • • | living in a | • • | living in a daydream. | • {yand...

hello to the person that joked about a fictional wheezing competition stream... HERE YA GO! if the cc's see this i will probably ✨die✨

Just smut.

A story about a young boy who got sorted into Slytherin, made friends with an orphan like him, met people who were believed as myths or legends and went to go through ad...

oh my humor is broken LMAOO

In a world of poo, will one tiny poo be able to find love amongst all the identical poos, separated by ingredients only. Will Maia be able to find that one poo made of p...

It's a beautiful night, We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey, Pine Tree, I think I wanna marry you.

AWESOME COVER BYYYY @vacayholi THENNKKSKSKSS A one shot thing I wrote in school - inspired by my teacher's WONDEFUL prompt. "Begin with the words: "It's not m...

I'm not entirely sure what I'm writing here.... let's just go with random drabbles for now.

AHAHAHAHA.... WHAT DID I JUST WRITE?