oreos made me get kidnapped

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"heading off to the shops for oreos. see ya." i shout to my dear sister luna. she waves in reply and i open the door to be slapped by the wind. ah fire truck you wind! i trudge out my house and get into my car. as i back out of the drive, i realise i forgot my phone. ambulance! that's my symonym for sh*t! oh well, it's not like anything will happen to me. i drive down our deserted road and head to the nearest shop which isn't near, ot's actually 40 minutes away but i guess it's the closest. yeah, i kind of live far, far away from civilisation...
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    i drive around the corner of this mountain thing and happily hum to myself when suddenly i lose control of the steering wheel and i tumble down the steep fall. ouch. that'll leave a few bruises. i attempt to get up but i'm too weak. geez i should start to work out. my arm gets stuck between the steering wheel and it twists as i try to get it out. ouchyyy! ayee a broken arm! i've always wanted a broken arm. as i finally get enough strength to get up, some metal from the car falls onto my head and everything goes black.All Rights Reserved

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chapter 1-i thought you'd sacrifice yourself for oreos?
Mon, Oct 16, 2017

"heading off to the shops for oreos. see ya." i shout to my dear sister luna. she waves in reply and i open the door to be slapped by the wind. ah fire truck you wind! i trudge out my house and get into my car. as i back out of the drive, i realise i forgot my phone. ambulance! that's my symonym for sh*t! oh well, it's not like anything will happen to me. i drive down our deserted road and head to the nearest shop which isn't near, ot's actually 40 minutes away but i guess it's the closest. yeah, i kind of live far, far away from civilisation...
    -
    i drive around the corner of this mountain thing and happily hum to myself when suddenly i lose control of the steering wheel and i tumble down the steep fall. ouch. that'll leave a few bruises. i attempt to get up but i'm too weak. geez i should start to work out. my arm gets stuck between the steering wheel and it twists as i try to get it out. ouchyyy! ayee a broken arm! i've always wanted a broken arm. as i finally get enough strength to get up, some metal from the car falls onto my head and everything goes black.

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