oreos made me get kidnapped

chapter 1-i thought you'd sacrifice yourself for oreos?

"ugh this feels so good." i moan, enjoying this feeling. why can't i have this everyday?

"can you shut up?" my sister, luna shouts. "cali, you know you're going to get so fat, eating oreos is unhealty. do you know how many calories they have?" she asks, crossing her arms. i roll my eyes. i'll sacrfice myself any day for oreos.

"who said i'm not fat already?" i say, chomping happily on my oreos before luna snatches it out my hands and throws it in the bin. my jaw drops to the ground and for the first time, i'm speechless. she. did. not. just. do. that. i drop to the ground and start sobbing. that was my only batch left. i already finished the rest yesterday, during the pretty little liars marathon. i don't have any ice cream left either! what do i do? i was going to binge watch youtube today as well.

go to the shops! go buy some more oreos!

shut up inner voice, it's literally 10pm.

i thought you would sacrifice yourself for oreos?

ugh, the things oreos make me do. i stand up and wipe the tears off my face. i walk over to the hallway and stare at the mirror. ew i look gross. i have bags under my eyes and my hair is messily put into a bun. my oversized hoodie makes me seem as if if put no effort into my appearance-which i didn't. i put on my worn out adidas shoes and grab my keys.

"heading off to the shops for oreos. see ya." i shout to my dear sister luna. she waves in reply and i open the door to be slapped by the wind. ah fire truck you wind! i trudge out my house and get into my car. as i back out of the drive, i realise i forgot my phone. ambulance! that's my symonym for sh*t! oh well, it's not like anything will happen to me. i drive down our deserted road and head to the nearest shop which isn't near, it's actually 40 minutes away but i guess it's the closest. yeah, i kind of live far, far away from civilisation...

i get to asda within half an hour and luckily get my oreos. hoorah hooray! i'm happy today! i start the engine of the car and start to drive out of the asda parking lot when i wanted to call luna telling her i'll be home soon but then i realised i didn't have my phone. duh. i mentally slap myself and then continue driving. i stop at the petrol station and give my car it's juices. haha it's juices. so when he finds his special someone, he'll be full of juice. then they can exchange their juices and find out who's tastes better. i personally like apple juice way more than orange juice. i think my car prefers apple juice as well.

i head home and rock out to some sick tunez. i drive around the corner of this mountain thing and happily hum to myself when suddenly i lose control of the steering wheel and i tumble down the steep fall. ouch. that'll leave a few bruises. i attempt to get up but i'm too weak. geez i should start to work out. my arm gets stuck between the steering wheel and it twists as i try to get it out. ouchyyy! ayee a broken arm! i've always wanted a broken arm. as i finally get enough strength to get up, some metal from the car falls onto my head and everything goes black.

hey whats up, this is my new story #ommgk aka oreos made me get kidnapped!! isn't that so cool? it legit says omg in it?! #ommgk!! wow. amazing. but anyways, hope you enjoyed. i love oreos if you can't tell because legit all the flavors taste amazing, like seriously, who doesn't like oreos? and if you don't, you should seriously get checked out...no offence. xx btw, selena gomez is cali o there so yah, have a good day/night!💓

-lilac xx