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Random Nigerian Relatables

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After years of sitting in the drafts and by non-existent demand, Clinton C. Durueke presents the scrapbook: Random Nigerian Relatables.

You have definitely heard of Nigeria: the most populous Black nation, the erstwhile Giant of Africa, the hub of Afrobeats, all that. For all its positives, many locals would advise you to stay away (said locals fantasise about leaving everyday). However, you can still feed your curiosity and learn a thing or two (or thirty-three) about this intriguing nation.

Who knows, it may help you win over your Nigerian romantic interest in your next date. Or not.All Rights Reserved

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Preordained #ProjectNigeria by Ad_zy1

When Maduka meets Nwanyieze, he is certain they are meant to be. He knows she is a woman with secrets, but he cannot stay away from her. He also has secrets of his own, of a past that he has been fearing and seeking to confront at the same time... Nwanyieze, distrustful of the world, can't help herself with Maduka. He seems too good to be true, but what will happen when the cat crawls out of the bag? Burning from rejection, Saheed has refused to back down from his goal. He is a man who always gets what he wants. And he wants Nwanyieze. Amid secrets and desire set in the Centre of Excellence, will love blossom, or will it die off? And is it lying when you deliberately omit something from someone you love? _______________________________________________ Highest ranking: No. 1 in #Africa Warning: Might make you grin from ear to ear and go "Awww" like a million times. Available on Okadabooks website and application if you'd like to own a revised copy. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

His Suitable Bride ✔ by _Maryaden

*Featured on @storiesundiscovered for the month of July 2021. And @AmbassadorsNG romance reading list ~The Bridal Series, Book One~ Two people. Different religion. Different beliefs. Different cultures. But bound by something inevitable. ***** Toni Davies, a famous actress whose love life has been a mess since she could remember, decides to take a break from the chaos of her life and spend some time with her best friend, her mother. What Toni didn't expect was to find herself attracted to her mother's Hausa bike man, Nasir. When certain situations arise, Toni finds herself in the northern part of Nigeria, Kano, where she has never been, only to discover that things weren't as simple as she thought and that she has been swimming in a pool of lies all along. _________ PS. I do not own most of the pictures used. Some are from my friends, and others are from Pinterest. Word Count: 75,000 ©Copyrights 2021. All rights reserved. ©MARY ADEN.

Hadiza in Lagos(Unedited) by gidadogold

The route to survival can only be endured by those who put in hardwork.An average Nigerian has to strive to make ends meet

The Flaked Life Of Lotanna by theceewrites

Lotanna wanted to be in love, always fantasizing about a happy marriage and a house full of kids. She never expected to turn pregnant when she met 'the one,' and she certainly never expected 'the one' to be engaged to someone else. Desperate to leave her shattered life, and despite her mother's warnings, she packs up her broken heart and moves to the motherland of Nigeria. But once there, Lotanna faces immense obstacles in a country where women are seen as objects, and she soon realizes she may have gone from the frying pan into the fire with some sauce added to it. Her name is Lotanna Lewis. She is a dreamer and a fighter. Word Count - [62,055]

Loosening the String by StellaBello

All you need to know is, if you love sex, A lot of sex and some more..... This is your book. If you love to learn pidgin..... This is the book. If you love Comedy.... This is the book. If you love sweet romance and a cheeky guy, who knows just what to say and do with a sweet girl, who's willing to learn to pleaZ her man... THIS IS THE BOOK. Finally, if you loved fifty shades series.... This is so the book you want to read. what could be better than a hunky gynaecologist, with the face of Adonis and the body of a god?

RESOLVE by 9ja_green_ink

~~~~(Mature)~~~~ "We're worlds apart..." "But I'm right here." "I'm far, farrrrrrrrrr far beneath your class..." "And so? I don't care." He shrugged. "You're fucking engaged!" I rubbed away the tears, scrubbing the edge of my sweater on my sore skin. "And somehow you keep acting like that singular most important factor in whatever you're doing here with me is nothing." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, a young woman named Somi struggles to be stable. She has been in and out of jobs, trying to keep up her "A" streak in school. Hot-headed and a go-getter. Her life turns when she meets Adams, a handsome and successful, Arewa man from an influential family, and despite having a betrothed, Adams is drawn to Somi's beauty, charm, and personality. Sarima is Somi's twin sister, and she struggles to make ends meet just like her sister. She has to deal with the university hassle, bills, and finding a good life with her sisters, Somi and Homa, without selling her body(beauty). She feels lost and directionless as there are a lot of drawbacks to being independent and surviving in Nigeria. To make matters worse, she also struggles with her feelings for her supposed friend, Kene. Will these sisters have it good at the end of the day or entangle themselves in a web they never planned to be in? #1 make money ~ 17th June 2023

✿THE STORY OF US✿✔ by Angelwriter16

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Our Naija Babe by MabelOsagiede

"If I tell you I am in love with you, how will you react? " he leaned close to me. Hmm... I could faint, jump in excitement, cry, run away, hug him, kiss him, shrug... I don't know I have never had a love story before. "I don't know" I looked back into his eyes. "Then you need to find out," a smirk danced on his face. ~~~*•* ~~~ She had never had a love story! Never felt love! Never kissed! Never had a heartbreak! But I guess this term she would be in a rollercoaster filled of love. Don't forget not all high school love ends well. I guess she needs to stick till the end to find out. STARTED: May 18th 2020 FINISHED: Dec 3rd 2020 Credit for my new Book cover goes to me @MabelOsagiede ☺❤

Tseju's Bayo by OyegokeMitchelBunmi

"Okay. What's your favourite food?" "It will be you after we get married, but for now It's anything you give me to eat." He deadpanned. Tseju almost choked on her own surprise. Sputter. More sputter. "Close your mouth shugah. I don't wanna share that space with flies." He said, the shadow of a mischievous smile playing at the ends of his lips. Tseju was still not talking, although she'd snapped her mouth shut now. "Next question?" She coughed. "Ahem. What's your favourite color?" "It was ice silver, now its the color of your skin." ________________________________________ Meet your Heroine, Tseju Anne Mobijilade, a not so typical but typical chubby curvy Nigerian melanin goddess who exchanged her heart of flesh for a heart of stone following her break up with long term boyfriend Benjamin Ayigbarin and now sees men as nothing but sex toys and external bank accounts. Especially Yoruba men. Meet your Hero, a beefy bald but beautiful Yoruba demon whose dimples set your ovaries on fire. Most eligible bachelor of the year, 3 years in a row Bayo Ayodeji Jacobs grew up watching his dad spoil his mom silly with love and has been looking for a woman to spoil silly with love. When their parts cross, Tseju finds herself falling hard and fast for a man who by every standard of the word resembles a First Class Yoruba demon. Will Bayo redeem Yoruba men everywhere? Or will he make the Yoruba Demon Association of Nigeria proud? I don't even need to say keep reading to find out, you're already reading!

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Preordained #ProjectNigeria

When Maduka meets Nwanyieze, he is certain they are meant to be. He knows she is a woman with secrets, but he cannot stay away from her. He also has secrets of his own, of a past that he has been fearing and seeking to confront at the same time... Nwanyieze, distrustful of the world, can't help herself with Maduka. He seems too good to be true, but what will happen when the cat crawls out of the bag? Burning from rejection, Saheed has refused to back down from his goal. He is a man who always gets what he wants. And he wants Nwanyieze. Amid secrets and desire set in the Centre of Excellence, will love blossom, or will it die off? And is it lying when you deliberately omit something from someone you love? _______________________________________________ Highest ranking: No. 1 in #Africa Warning: Might make you grin from ear to ear and go "Awww" like a million times. Available on Okadabooks website and application if you'd like to own a revised copy. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.