Random Nigerian Relatables
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After years of sitting in the drafts and by non-existent demand, Clinton C. Durueke presents the scrapbook: Random Nigerian Relatables.
You have definitely heard of Nigeria: the most populous Black nation, the erstwhile Giant of Africa, the hub of Afrobeats, all that. For all its positives, many locals would advise you to stay away (said locals fantasise about leaving everyday). However, you can still feed your curiosity and learn a thing or two (or thirty-three) about this intriguing nation.
Who knows, it may help you win over your Nigerian romantic interest in your next date. Or not.
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