Bitch, I'm FABULOUS!

"We are supposed to be 'lady like' for cheer" my cousin tells me.

"I'm too gay to be 'lady like'" I deadpan

She gives me a look.

I motion down to my clothes. I'm wearing a pair of my jeans and despite the heat a hoodie. I'm sitting in a pose no straight person wouldn't sit in. I really don't care about my appearance anymore.

"As I said before I'm way too gay to be 'lady like'. I don't really act straight at all for either gender. I'm more or less a gay guy"

"Fair point"