Harry Potter on Crack

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Reads 68
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Parts 1
Time 7m

i got high this one time and for some reason decided to write a kind of harry potter parody (as you do) and i just found it the other day and, i'm sorry, but it is gold, so i thought i would share it with the world. here's a preview:
    
    "Harry Potter was a 10-year-old who lived with his uncle, his cousin and his aunt. They locked him under the stairs and starved him when they got bored. After years of lawn mowing the words "CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES" and shouting help to random strangers he started wondering if a) living under the stairs had jinxed him, b) if he was invisible or if c) a dark wizard had cursed him as a baby and his entire life sucked eggs from that moment forward. Of course "b" was the most likely except when he ran out of the house naked to test it once, a cyclist fell over right in front of him. So THAT theory was wrong."All Rights Reserved

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The boy who lived
Tue, Oct 22, 2019

i got high this one time and for some reason decided to write a kind of harry potter parody (as you do) and i just found it the other day and, i'm sorry, but it is gold, so i thought i would share it with the world. here's a preview:
    
    "Harry Potter was a 10-year-old who lived with his uncle, his cousin and his aunt. They locked him under the stairs and starved him when they got bored. After years of lawn mowing the words "CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES" and shouting help to random strangers he started wondering if a) living under the stairs had jinxed him, b) if he was invisible or if c) a dark wizard had cursed him as a baby and his entire life sucked eggs from that moment forward. Of course "b" was the most likely except when he ran out of the house naked to test it once, a cyclist fell over right in front of him. So THAT theory was wrong."

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