Frankie Carter needed a break, but what she got was a ruined vacation and a real jerk on her hands. Can she salvage her only time to relax, or is she cursed to deal with some annoying idol with way too much time and way too many opinions? ____________________________________________________________________________________ "Smoking is really unattractive." "So are men with opinions." "Who's the Sexy Noona?" __________________________________________________________________________________ I DO NOT OWN BTS, THEIR LIKENESS, OR ANY PROPERTY OR PERSON UNDER BIGHIT ENTERTAINMENT! I have used their names and my interpretation and fictional creation of their personalities to create this story. (I used Jungkook's real name, since my au doesn't have them in a performance/band aspect) I DO NOT OWN AN OF THE IMAGES USED! All image credit goes to the owners/editors. THIS STORY IS MY OWN! I reserve and own the rights to this story, and attest that all plots character creations, and scenes are of my own imagination. Any similarities to other stories are coincidence. Do not copy, re-create, or translate my work without express written permission. If you feel that my work too closely follows your own previously-published work, please contact me privately for discussions. THIS STORY CONTAINS ADULT SCENES! Lots and lots of adult scenes. Lots. So much. I don't label warning my chapters, so just be warned beforehand. PLEASE COMMENT! I have never written a fanfic before, and I am a bit nervous. Please please please, if you see mistakes or think of improvements, I'm all ears. I only ask that you message criticism to me privately, so that it doesn't detract from the reading experience for others.