When Beef Stew awakens to an unpleasant supernatural surprise, him and his girlfriend, Boople, must track down the culprit of his misfortunes and find a way to reverse the effects. A dark entity is stalking him and feeding off of his agony, and Beef will soon find that his world might be a mere puppet within their hands. [!!] This fanfiction was written with permission from Beef Stew, Boople Snoot, and King Burren, the three characters who appear in this story. This is a joke fanfiction, and does not include shipping, sexual content, acts of gory murder, or otherwise obscene content that would not be approved by said real people. [!!] Despite this, there is use of swearing, sexual jokes, a strong theme of poking fun at furry culture, and lighthearted character death. This entire fanfic is all in good fun, however, and should be simply enjoyed as such. Thank you! Extra note: I was planning a sequel but I later scrapped it bc shits hard, so if you saw an epilogue in the chapters here no you didn't and you never will again.