"Bro, you should get a girl." "That's right. Ang daming patay na patay sa 'yo." "They're not my type." "Awit! Sana all pwedeng maging choosy!" "Sa daming nagcoconfess sayo ni isa don wala ka pa ring type? Teka, ilan na nga ba nagconfess sayo? Nasa kulang 100 na yata sila ah!" "Ninety one, I guess." "Ay, wow. Hindi ka pa talaga sure sa lagay na 'yan." "How about this? You have to accept the 100th confession that you will get?" "What the fuck?"