BOOK ONE OF THE 'WILBUR SOOT PERSONALITIES' SERIES 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙨. 𝙤𝙧 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙖𝙩𝙨. 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛. 𝙬𝙝𝙮? ᴏᴘᴇɴ sᴛᴏʀʏ? ⓎⒺⓈ ☞︎ⓃⓄ ɪᴛs ɢʟɪᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴇᴠᴇʀʟʏ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟʏɪɴɢ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ. ɪᴛs ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ɪ'ʟʟ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. 𝙰𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎: in which someone finds a man talking to a camera while freezing in the icy UK streets. they thought helping him would be the best option. (arg!wilbur x gender neutral reader)