An Ode to Obama-chan

"Wakey Wakey kitten," he say his voice utmost decadent.
"AA" I exclaim as I jump from my seat.
" M-mr O-obama, I-i was j-just-" he interrupts me
"Its fine kitten I just thought I should let you knoe that works ovr, ill see you this week i hope?" he say before beginning to leave.
"Y-yes" I stutter.
That was so embarrassing, Mr. Obama chan seeing me so weak and vulnerable like that mhnn hes so so scrumptious.