A simple story following the not-so simple life of one Yuuki Akahoshi. Really, everything had started out so 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 (aside from the actual God hiding in her backyard). She was a girl with a mother and maybe not a father, but who even needed one nowadays? She was truly, honestly very content in her little secluded village. She was 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺. Though, Zankoku had always said that nothing ever lasted... The only life she had ever known was thrown into the deep end, and she was struggling not to sink with it. Add that into the mix of secrets, lies, and a snake that enjoyed toying with her fate a little too much, and you have what is now begrudgingly accepted as Yuuki's lot in life. Isn't that just 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭? Of course, Yuuki's bad luck couldn't simply end there. No, things just continued to get a lot, 𝘭𝘰𝘵 worse for her. Though, who was even surprised at this point? Don't worry, just take a dive into my wishing well so you can watch Yuuki's unfortunate life unfold in beautiful, bloody detail. {The Naruto franchise belongs solely to Masashi Kishimoto. The only aspects of this story that I take ownership of are my own characters and plot that I created. Though, to be fair, this story is 99% improv anyway.}