The Love Lagoon: A Dramione Lovestory

After five years of being abused by her husband Ron Weasley, Hermione needs a vacation, like big time. She sees an advertisement for a tropical getaway on the Internet while she is working late on filing yet another wand permit in the lowest bowels of the Ministry of Magic. But as she is flying to the Caribbean, an accident happens where everyone dies in the ocean, save for her childhood bully Draco Malfoy. They swim to a nearby deserted island, and have to learn how to rely on each other and survive, or die, miles away from both the muggle and wizarding world...