If being uncomfortable was an exit, then we had passed it long ago. I am about as outdoorsy and brave as a lawn flamingo. The most outside experience I've ever had was when I was leaving the womb. I got out of the car and I was starting at the bottom of a mammoth boulder shaped mountain that stretched endlessly into the horizon. From the caverns of the stony alps, trees ascending with hopes of scraping the sky with their long green branches. The calm, fresh air washed over my smoke tainted lungs lovingly. It was clear, she was going to murder me.