My Sister, The Murderer

God, why was I stuck with the one person who wants to kill me?

My names Jordan. my sister's Janette, and guess what? She wants me dead!
It all started when we where 12, the dreadful age where girls and guys alike start turning into teenagers without knowing how to turn into teenagers so they just make themselves look like idiots!

Anyway, we where crushing around the city central in our mothers gay little Toyota Prius, with mum driving, looking for what we where going to get for dinner because mum was too lazy to cook, when we accidentally hit some drunk hobo in a wizards costume! I thought is was hilarious, Janette wanted mum to finish the job and mum was already out the car helping the poor bastard up! When we finally reached our destination, which was KFC, we jumped out of the car and raced into the shop, but the fun didn't last long when mum started yelling at us... We where just about to enter the restaurant when we saw the blood-covered hobo stumbling up the sidewalk